Kate Upton’s Boobs Absolutely POURING Out Of Her Top At The Beach
11 years ago

The simple fact that there is no visible areola in any of these photos is the biggest miracle of the 21st century, because these Hindenburgs are absolutely spilling out of her bathing suit top. They want some fresh air, some sunlight, and they want it baaaaaad.

Let’s address a few points.

1. Justin Verlander enjoyed the hell out of not being an All-Star this season.
2. These things just will not stop growing.
3. Let’s be honest. Kate looks a little sloppy. I hate to say it because she’s a sweet girl, but we’re all thinking it, right? She’s got that body type that needs constant upkeep or it’ll go south in a hurry. There’s a big girl inside her just begging to come out.

I love you, Kate.

Images via Imgur

  2. StarShieldandLamp

    Although she has a massive pair of sweater puppies, I was never really understood that Kate Upton bandwagon that went on the last two year.

    I suggest checking out Abigail Ratchford. She has the tits, she has the ass, and honestly brunettes are way sexier in my mind than a blonde.

    http://instagram.com/abigailratchford

    11 years ago at 1:01 pm
    2. BillyQuantrill

      Because self-conscious fat chicks have been shrieking, “See, chubby girls are beautiful, too!” or “This is what a *real* woman looks like!” for the last two years.

      11 years ago at 8:18 am
  3. AXPeeInHerButt

    She should let them out more often, those sweater puppies must be suffocating

    11 years ago at 1:04 pm
    1. RustyShackleford

      I’d actually honestly say 100% of the instagram babes are hotter than her. Kate Upton’s beauty is photoshopped

      11 years ago at 5:37 pm