Kate Upton’s Boobs Absolutely POURING Out Of Her Top At The Beach

The simple fact that there is no visible areola in any of these photos is the biggest miracle of the 21st century, because these Hindenburgs are absolutely spilling out of her bathing suit top. They want some fresh air, some sunlight, and they want it baaaaaad.

Let’s address a few points.

1. Justin Verlander enjoyed the hell out of not being an All-Star this season.
2. These things just will not stop growing.
3. Let’s be honest. Kate looks a little sloppy. I hate to say it because she’s a sweet girl, but we’re all thinking it, right? She’s got that body type that needs constant upkeep or it’ll go south in a hurry. There’s a big girl inside her just begging to come out.

I love you, Kate.

Images via Imgur

  1. Shairz

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    11 years ago at 3:32 pm
  2. Volplayer1

    We keep forgetting she’ll only depreciate with age so one day those funbags will be sandbags, so now she’s a hard 7 but 10 years from now gravity is gonna make it like a 5

    11 years ago at 4:02 pm
  3. TokenSnellington

    The first picture is unreal and then it goes steadily downhill. She looks like a pear. This gallery had so much promise and then it disappointed me. Much like a push-up bra. Fuck you Dorn.

    11 years ago at 4:18 pm
  4. The duck slayer

    Never thought I’d see the day when I would rather fuck my girlfriend than Kate Upton, but here it is.

    11 years ago at 4:23 pm