Kate Upton’s Boobs In Zero Gravity Are Glorious
She rocked the world with a 14-second rendition of the “Cat Daddy” dance. She showed the world her uncensored cans in a grainy photo that changed the Internet forever. And now, the ever-busty and wonderful Kate Upton is letting her sweater puppies roam free in zero gravity for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Isn’t America great?
Let’s face it. I could drone on about this for a few hundred words pretty easily, but would you even read it? Hell, chances are 98 percent of you didn’t even make it to this sentence. Check out the videos below. You’re welcome.
[via Sports Illustrated]
Image via James Macari/Sports Illustrated
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11 years ago at 4:04 pmOne would have to imagine that there were full tit slips galore for the people taking the pictures.
11 years ago at 4:05 pmThanks for the chasers, Joe. You should put them in more of your columns.
11 years ago at 4:16 pmI would give my left nut to be that yellow ball. You know she played with it, bounced it, stroked it, hit her face against it.
11 years ago at 4:42 pmfap fap fap
i want to see an article comparing and contrasting kate upton and brooklyn decker’s boobs
11 years ago at 5:04 pmThats the kind of research that gets a man a Noble Peace Prize
11 years ago at 6:51 pmIt’d be more than what Barry did to win in ’09
11 years ago at 9:58 pmHow does one win a “Noble” Prize?
11 years ago at 9:10 amI submitted that video maybe 4 hours ago. But, since I assume everyone at TFM is a raging alcoholic, you saw it and said “Im so stoked I found this,” I really can’t be angry can I?
11 years ago at 5:06 pmwould pee, even though I heard that shit gets weird in space.
11 years ago at 5:20 pmThis may be the first time you haven’t choked on your own dick SFPL…..though it’d be kinda hard to screw this one up
11 years ago at 5:37 pmI feel bad for her father, it must suck wanting to fuck your own daughter.
11 years ago at 6:43 pmthere is a god
11 years ago at 6:54 pm