Kate Upton’s Boobs In Zero Gravity Are Glorious
11 years ago

She rocked the world with a 14-second rendition of the “Cat Daddy” dance. She showed the world her uncensored cans in a grainy photo that changed the Internet forever. And now, the ever-busty and wonderful Kate Upton is letting her sweater puppies roam free in zero gravity for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Isn’t America great?

Let’s face it. I could drone on about this for a few hundred words pretty easily, but would you even read it? Hell, chances are 98 percent of you didn’t even make it to this sentence. Check out the videos below. You’re welcome.


[via Sports Illustrated]

Image via James Macari/Sports Illustrated

  4. Ragingandhazing

    If I know my erection’s going to last more than 4 hours, can I just go to the doctor now and get pre-treated?

    11 years ago at 9:45 pm
  5. ClassyGentlemann

    I’d bang and make those puppies smack that pretty face all night. Plus the walk of shame might do her some good.

    11 years ago at 3:02 am