keith hernandez shatters camera

Mets Broadcaster Accidentally Shatters Camera Lens Mid-Broadcast, Immediately Declares He’s Not Paying For it
9 years ago

Mets broadcaster Keith Hernandez is not paying for your POS camera, SNY. Not even after he did this to it.

Why not? First off, that piece of crap was already broken, as Keith was explaining when he accidentally broke it even more. Second, how can it not withstand the “fear-inducing” strike of a blue highlighter? No expensive camera should be weaker than my high school copy of The Bell Jar. Third, you have insurance, Curt. Use it. And, finally, fourth, and most importantly, it’s not coming out of Keith Hernandez’s paycheck because Keith Hernandez said it’s not going to come out of his motherfucking paycheck.

Deal with it.

[via MLB]

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  4. Dickson

    Breaking things and immediately saying you’re not paying for it sounds like a TFM to me

    9 years ago at 11:34 am
  6. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    If you watch the Mets game night in and night out, you can tell that Keith is either very burnt out from the coke or, the more likely explanation, he’s still on the coke. It’s really a joy to listen to.

    9 years ago at 1:37 pm
  8. Mattabruzzo

    Keith Hernandez got busted in the 80’s for doing coke the same year he won MVP. This guy is a legend.

    9 years ago at 2:04 pm