My dad doesn't work hard everyday so lowlifes can be unemployed alcoholics. He works hard everyday so I can be an unemployed alcoholic. TFM.

  1. Fratrick Brochanan

    Work is hard for your dad? Not to get into a pissing contest but my father makes it look pretty fuckin easy…

    14 years ago at 1:07 pm
    1. fratless is hopeless

      By “Not to get into a pissing contest” you mean “To get in a pissing contest.”

      14 years ago at 1:09 pm
    2. 247frat

      You can’t just say “With all due respect” and then say whatever you want to!

      14 years ago at 6:04 pm
  2. xBLUEkappaBLUEx

    You should have just stopped after, “My dad doesn’t work hard everyday…”

    14 years ago at 1:25 pm
  3. BROwnOutOfProportion

    You fucking worthless shitfuck get a fucking job, even if you have to start your own fucking company. Being an unemployed fuckshit doesn’t make you TFTC, it makes you a waste of a life. Quit sponging off your dad and either make something of yourself or stick a lit Roman candle up your ass.

    14 years ago at 1:47 pm
    1. the fratness monster

      You might want to calm down a bit there chief. This is a humor site after all, he may have been kidding. I hope.

      14 years ago at 5:10 pm
    2. TheWoolyGoat

      I’m with BROwn here. You can use your dad’s accomplishments to jumpstart your success all you want, we all do, but after that, it’s up to you. The only thing worse than not being successful is being so worthless that you start to hurt his reputation in the process. We all know that fucking guy. NF.

      14 years ago at 8:20 am
  4. Holy Broledo

    …and my mom carries my dinner all the way from the kitchen to the basement.
    I’m ashamed to share the same state as you, and please PLEASE do not procreate.

    14 years ago at 2:00 pm