My girlfriend's heels are longer than my shorts. TFM.

    1. SouthernByGodsGrace

      This post is TFTC and more original than many of the other inseam posts.

      14 years ago at 3:22 pm
  1. Today I Fratted

    This could only be true if you’re Richard Simmons and you’re dating a hooker

    14 years ago at 9:42 pm
  2. BuiltIn1855

    That means your girlfriends heels are longer than your penis. Or your penis is hanging out the bottom of your shorts. Either way thats a situation I dont want to be in.

    14 years ago at 9:49 pm
  3. older row

    hahaha I’ve never heard anyone express how short their shorts were with a comparison like this before

    14 years ago at 10:04 pm
  4. PDT_1848

    you gonna off your hooker girlfriend before she ruins your future “political” career? Take a few notes from the Kennedy family before you do.

    14 years ago at 10:12 pm
  5. Damn Right

    Alright John Stockton, I think we’ve established this many times. Girlfriends-NF

    14 years ago at 10:19 pm