Kid Gets Drunk And Passes Out During Pregame, Friends Tape Him To Chair And Wheel Him Around Town
Matty Crawford puts it best in the caption of his viral Facebook video: “Never leave a man behind.”
Crawford and his lads had finished up their pregame (or as these British blokes call it, “Predrinks”) and were ready to hit the bars… all but one of them. This dude was passed out real early. But instead of leaving him to lie in his own mess and miss out on the bars, his friends pulled a “Weekend At Bernie’s.” They scribbled a veiny, dripping hog on his face, threw some glasses over his eyes, duct taped him to an office chair, and wheeled him around town with them.
Gotta love it. Slightly offended that they mock SUPREME LEADER DONALD TRUMP by drawing “Team Trump” on his face like it’s as embarrassing as having a dick drawn on there, but I’m willing to overlook it.
I’m honestly jealous of these lads. If you tried to pull this shit at the bars in America, it’d be MIP city. Before you even had a chance to get rejected by an uptight bouncer, the cops would spartan kick the passed out kid in the chest and taze the rest of you..
[via Matty Crawford]

Jesus, can’t even imagine the impending punishments to befall any social clubs they joined; and the BBC will probably spend the rest of the week butchering their reputations with unfounded, outrageous claims.
10 years ago at 7:11 pmAmongst new sources, the BBC is actually pretty trustworthy.
10 years ago at 7:22 pmSarcasm isn’t your strong suit
10 years ago at 8:02 pmYou’re really living up to your username.
10 years ago at 9:35 pmThey won’t be punished for any social clubs they’re in. And they probably aren’t in any. It’s much less organised in the UK
10 years ago at 5:58 amAnd this won’t be on the news
10 years ago at 6:03 amGet the fuck our of my country
10 years ago at 9:03 amCan’t even string a racist sentence together – probably a Trump supporter.
10 years ago at 10:08 amGo fuck yourself you British bastard.
10 years ago at 5:50 pmGotta remove the shoes brother
10 years ago at 7:22 pmNo, he has to bear the shame of passing out in his Sperry’s
10 years ago at 9:10 pmShould have gotten some girl to give him a lap dance
10 years ago at 8:03 pmThe willingness of a friend to do stupid shit while drunk. Priceless.
10 years ago at 8:33 pmSo y’all pulled the other video of a drunk kid doing stupid shit, then posted this one? You’ve lost me, fellas.
10 years ago at 8:42 pmnever leaving a man behind, no matter the circumstances. TFM
10 years ago at 8:59 pmHow many predrinks did that guy have? I don’t know I have ants in my eyes I can’t count because I can’t see!
10 years ago at 9:28 pmThat wasn’t funny
10 years ago at 9:41 pmI admire your commitment.
10 years ago at 10:46 pmgood show, not so good of a character choice bud
10 years ago at 9:16 amThis is like a week old
10 years ago at 2:11 amHow he didn’t yack is beyond me
10 years ago at 2:36 amDoes anybody else find it hard to believe that people like this don’t wake up when this shit happens to them?
10 years ago at 4:24 am