Kid Thinks He’s Getting A New Car, Cool Dad Pranks Him Into Next Week

There are cool dads, and then there’s Derek Loretto’s dad.

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The Lambo parking sign immediately lets young Derek know Pops is up to something. Obviously a dad who drives an ’05 Tahoe isn’t buying his son a 300 thousand-dollar car. This is when his mind starts spinning 100 MPH. “What did Dad really get me? An older F-150? A Jeep? A fucking Camry?! What is it?!” Then he spots the piece of paper where he expects to find a car. “Oh great, he’s gonna make me do a scavenger hunt or some shit.”

Then BOOM, Dad Loretto just turns Derek’s world upside down. Love it.

Your dad is funny, Derek. Cherish that man.