Kid Walks In On His Girlfriend Cheating On Him, Takes Photos, Shares Them On Facebook
So some poor bastard got into a fight with his girl, left, and came back only to find her getting railed out by a roommate. Like any reasonable dude who just caught his main bitch fucking around would do, he decided to document it and share the heartwarming moment with the world.
Oh, these hoes ain’t loyal.
At this point, he holds his own life in the same regard that he has for the English language. Thankfully, homeboy with a mirror selfie has a surprising amount of concerned friends.
This is the reason I stay Facebook friends with completely devolved fucks from high school. They aren’t afraid to air out their dirty laundry, and although they’re never on this level, they’re always quite comical. I’m actually completely shocked no one threw in uplifting rap lyrics, so I’ll just take that matter into my own hands.
“Through every dark night, there’s a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it.” – Tupac.
[via Barstool Sports]
Based on the grammar I’d say this is your typical trailer trash, 8 Mile love story.
11 years ago at 2:18 pmThat’s what happens when you leave food or garbage out. Damn hippie sneaks into your place, and bangs your girlfriend.
11 years ago at 2:26 pmIt’s a bold strategy Cotton.
11 years ago at 2:31 pmIf your girl is screwing on the side #BlameJameis
11 years ago at 2:31 pmI like the subtle input of knifing both of them. Psycho much? I mean I hate hippies too but Jesus.
11 years ago at 2:41 pmBetter Quote from Mr. Shakur: “Ain’t got time for bitches, gotta keep my mind on my mothafuckin’ riches.”
11 years ago at 2:42 pm1st question, whats her digis?
11 years ago at 2:42 pmI’d fucking snap.
11 years ago at 2:46 pmFunny how this guy didn’t catch the hint the first time she went looking for a random hookup.
11 years ago at 2:57 pmAt least Dorn would never cheat on me.
11 years ago at 3:02 pmHe told me the same thing…
11 years ago at 8:34 amYour account amuses me
11 years ago at 10:03 am