Kliff Kingsbury Admits To Bringing Bottle Service Girls To Football Practice, Is Cool As Fuck
Should I have published this on TSM? Serious question. It honestly might pull in more page views over there. Those chicks love them some Coach Kliff. He makes the Norts drop.
In Chapter 48 of “How Coach Kliff is Cooler than Your Stupid Fucking Coach,” we learn that, while at the University of Houston as an assistant coach, Kliff and staff brought an ice cream truck to practice filled with (assumedly attractive) bottle service girls from a club. He revealed this while on Dan Le Batard’s radio show, the same show he previously talked about flirting with recruits’ mothers to make their mom jeans drop, and obviously to land their sons’ signatures come National Signing Day. Side note: mom jeans are making a comeback. Write that down.
He doesn’t go into exactly what the girls were there for. We’ll just assume it was to provide eye candy and not to fornicate with the players. Below is the exchange, via CoachingSearch.com.
(Other show host): What’s the craziest thing you’ve done in an effort to have a good practice?
“When we were at the University of Houston (as an assistant under Kevin Sumlin), we brought an ice cream truck, but we filled it with some girls from one of the clubs, the bottle girls. That was impressive. That was a good practice.”
(LeBatard): Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What did you do? You filled an ice cream truck?
“The bottle service. The cute bottle service girls. In Houston, you can do that. You can’t do that in Lubbock. There is no bottle service in Lubbock.”
How did you end up there? I imagine you’re always around bottle service. Are you kidding me? How have you not had bottle service instituted in Lubbock by virtue of your mere presence?
“I’m still trying to figure that one out.”
Fuck this guy. He’s just so cool, man.
[via CoachingSearch.com]
He and Blizerian should get together.
10 years ago at 4:52 pmlike sexually?
10 years ago at 4:57 pmThe more you know about Bilzerian especially his performance while in the Navy the less you will admire him.
10 years ago at 5:01 pmA poor performance in the Navy is way better than no performance in the Navy. Plus getting dropped from SEAL training and honorably discharged is a hell of a lot better than anything you’ll ever do you shit stain
10 years ago at 7:45 am@Danny I’m in the Navy, and I’m not only referring to his actions at BUD/S, but his entire career.
10 years ago at 11:11 am@CIA what do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear
10 years ago at 11:43 pmAlso, Dorn, make a special symbol for accounts for military members so I don’t accidentally disrespect them in a fit of rage
10 years ago at 11:45 pmGuy’s a walking TFM. The NCAA needs more guys like this.
10 years ago at 4:53 pmCongratulations Dorn! Turns out your mother is still fertile and you’re gonna be a big brother.
10 years ago at 4:58 pmTake a lap
10 years ago at 4:58 pm
10 years ago at 5:05 pmSince this is on TFM not TSM, I call dibs. K thanks
10 years ago at 4:59 pmGet out.
10 years ago at 6:48 pmOlivia, hit me up on MySpace
10 years ago at 11:44 pmWanna AIM later?
10 years ago at 9:18 amWreck ’em.
10 years ago at 5:03 pmDorn drives an ice cream truck to attract a much younger variety.
10 years ago at 5:07 pmThis is actually true.
10 years ago at 5:14 pm
10 years ago at 5:20 pmWhat Coach Kliff is doing right
What you’re doing wrong
In Hoc
10 years ago at 5:28 pmMom jeans should never make a comeback
10 years ago at 6:02 pmWhere have you been? They’ve been back for close to 2 years. I include the awful cut off jean shorts in that group. They look like mom-jeans.
I have prepared myself for the downvotes. Bring it.
10 years ago at 1:23 pmmaybe he just wasnt focused on mom jeans
10 years ago at 5:01 pmDare I compare Coach Kliff to McCoy?
10 years ago at 8:45 pmNah, you can post it here Dorn. I’ll be enjoying all the comments of people calling you gay.
10 years ago at 11:03 pm