Making drunken, critical first aid decisions based on your collective medical knowledge from action movies. TFM.

    1. Bid Day Drunk

      I’ve been called dangerous a few times and this might even be too dangerous for me.

      12 years ago at 11:41 am
  1. Parachutist

    Have fun losing that leg because of necrotic flesh from that tourniquet you applied inappropriately. Also fun fact you can’t just use a defibrillator to “shock” people back to life like in the movies, they don’t work that way in real life.

    12 years ago at 12:58 pm
    1. WtF_

      defibrillators deliver a shock to try to restart your heart, so if by back to life you mean having your heart go from not beating to beating, yes you can.

      12 years ago at 10:30 pm
    2. Parachutist

      Don’t ever question me again pledge or I’ll have have your sternum for a my Frat Hound to chew on.

      12 years ago at 3:45 pm
    1. ConeStoldFratter

      If I catch you doing that one more god damn time you’re getting the belt, understand?

      12 years ago at 1:21 pm
  2. RisingFratstarOfTX

    “Ok, first we need to dig the bullet out.”
    “There’s no bullet, you dipshit…”

    12 years ago at 1:35 pm
  3. G_G_G_GEED_UNIT

    My medical lexicon is bolstered by Grey’s Anatomy. Thank you, Lexipedia.

    12 years ago at 1:47 pm