1. drunk_sonofabitch

      Fuck you, I hope you die in a fire while getting eaten by a bear while listening to lil’ wayne on repeat. I hope you’re looking forward to pledgeship you poor fucker. FUCK I hate you, and so does this entire site you smug piece of hamster shit.

      14 years ago at 2:49 am
    2. Scotch_Neat

      I must have missed this. “Future” fratstar? What? You can’t claim that… you’re clearly not getting a bid, and if you do, you will certainly be balled.

      14 years ago at 12:55 pm
    3. TakeALap

      this site should require a university email confirmation to join, so high school chodes like yourself don’t infest it

      14 years ago at 2:48 pm
  1. OA Hazebrook

    Steve Jobs would roll over in his grave. This is obviously what he gave us iPad’s for. Take a lap, and while your out grab some better scotch.

    14 years ago at 7:31 pm
    1. TopherSwensonPKP

      Mr. Hazebrook is referring to the fact that an iPad is practically built for this. Fact.

      14 years ago at 7:48 pm
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      I couldn’t give a fraction of a fuck that Steve Jobs is dead. I don’t have Apple Stock, and I love to see geeds cry over the loss of their false God.

      14 years ago at 10:01 pm
    3. scbro91

      I can provide a reasoned argument against God, whereas you can not provide any kind of proof for his existence.

      I can not prove that God does not exist, but you sure as hell can’t prove that he does.

      14 years ago at 11:03 pm
    4. SterlingArcher

      ^So close-minded, ‘fuck-you-I’m-right’ Christians/Atheists are BOTH talking out of their asses? Who’d a guessed that?

      14 years ago at 11:12 pm
    5. TopherSwensonPKP

      ^ ultimate fucking GEED Left Wing, problem with America shit, comment ultimate NF Athiest get the FUCK out of here. Take off your cargos and While your at it bring me a cup of water, a can of dip of and plank until I’m to hungry and have to get my ass of this couch for fear of starvation. PLEDGE

      14 years ago at 11:13 pm
    6. Fratastic South

      ^ You have no argument because you can’t prove a negative. It’s called faith, if you were in a real fraternity you would have to prove you were a man of god. GTFO our site geed.

      14 years ago at 5:58 am
    7. scbro91

      Faith is by definition believing something grounded in no factual evidence. I thought someone in college might be able to comprehend that.

      14 years ago at 6:11 am
    8. Eskimo_Bro

      Who created the trees? The waters? The animals? Us humans? How is it that if the earth would lean one more degree off of its axis then we would all drown from the oceans overflooding? How is it that if Earth were 2 miles closer to the sun then we’d all burn up? There’s only one answer to all these questions. GOD!

      14 years ago at 6:56 am
    9. scbro91

      “How is it that if Earth were 2 miles closer to the sun then we’d all burn up?”

      Please tell me you don’t believe that. You realize that means if I climbed Mt. Everest I would catch on fire and burn up, since I was 6 miles up in the air. Hell, that means my Mt. House would be a smoldering ruin since it is 2.5 miles up in the air.

      14 years ago at 8:44 am
    10. SPEtraditional

      scbro91, you are an idiot. Mt. Everest lies almost 28 degrees north of the equator, putting it about 1,932 miles off of the equator. The peak of the volcano Chimborazo in Ecuador at 20,561 feet is farthest from the center of the earth (therefore closest to the sun) due to its location near the equator and the oblateness of the Earth. Please stop talking about things if you do not know what you are talking about.

      14 years ago at 9:02 am
    11. Keynes is a GDI

      ^This is one of the dumbest and most illegitimate posts I’ve ever read. Ever. Are you a fucking idiot?

      14 years ago at 9:10 am
    12. Major Applefrat

      Scbro, if the Earth as a whole was moved two miles closer to the Sun it would burn up. Going two, or six, miles into the Earth’s atmosphere has nothing do with it. You are ignorant. Every knee will bow to Jesus either by your will or when he returns, for your sake I hope it’s the first of those scenarios pagan.

      14 years ago at 9:14 am
    13. scbro91

      that still doesn’t make any fucking sense. Since the orbit is not circular the earth moves thousands of miles closer and farther away from the sun throughout the year. It does not change earth’s temperature, our seasons are caused by the tilt of the earth’s axis.

      Jesus, I heard about young earth creationists and shit on the news but I never knew they actually existed.

      14 years ago at 10:20 am
    14. DavidAllanBro

      ^scbro91, you just got semen all over your fucking face. I award you no points, and may God have mercy and your soul.

      14 years ago at 10:57 am
    15. scbro91

      Ignorance is my enemy. I just hate it when people make ridiculous claims like the two miles thing.

      14 years ago at 11:04 am
    16. Success

      Please stop feeding this idiotic liberal troll. sc, you cannot prove a negative and your definition of “faith” is a fallcy. Please just stop being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian and go away.

      14 years ago at 11:56 am
    17. scbro91

      Your the one making the claim that God exists. The burden of proof falls on you.

      If I went around telling people I could fly, it would be on me to prove I could fly. I wouldn’t go around saying “Prove I can’t fly”. That doesn’t make sense. My definition of “faith” is correct, belief that is not supported by truth or evidence.

      14 years ago at 12:28 pm
    18. Scobey1855

      Fighting about religion on the internet is like the special olympics, no matter who wins at the end of the day you’re still retarded.

      14 years ago at 12:36 pm
    19. Rightwingfratjob

      scbro: Can you account for the creation of the Universe? The best philosophers in the world have noted following the Kalam Cosmological Argument that “Everything that begins to exist has a cause, the Universe began to exist, therefore, the Universe has a cause. If the Universe began to exist, (which science points toward it having a finite starting point and not being infinitely old) then it needs a cause. However, if you believe it’s infinitely old or some other crackpot theory, please get off this site. While your at it, take a lap.

      14 years ago at 1:49 pm
    20. WorldWideSportsman

      There are 3 types of people who disagree with religion as strongly as scbro does: the ones raised in a strict atheist home; the ones who have such low levels of self importance that they have to continually tell themselves, and others, that there is no divine entity “watching over them” because they are afraid of the unknown; and finally those who still believe it is the cool thing to do to disagree with society, be a “rebel” and be as far left as possible. If you do not believe in my God then so be it, it is only your eternal loss.

      14 years ago at 3:08 pm
    21. scbro91

      You are right in saying that we don’t know when the universe began. However, just because we do not know does not mean God did it. 400 years ago the only explanation for illness was God, now we are smarter than that.

      As to why I am an atheist, it is because if you actually read the bible, you would realize it is terrible and makes no sense. I used to be christian, until i actually read the bible and all the horrible stuff in it.

      If a god does exist, then he certainly is either malevolent or doesn’t care about the human race. I admit that it is impossible to know whether or not god exists, but evidence strongly suggests otherwise.

      If any god exists then it must be Odin. Odin promised to destroy all ice giants on the earth, Jesus promised to remove all evil. I haven’t seen any ice giants around recently.

      14 years ago at 4:08 pm
    22. Success

      Believe whatever you would like to believe, worship Odin, who the hell cares, but there’s no reason to crap on other’s beliefs as you are so wont to do. And by the way, there are deists out there who believe god is neither malevolent not doesn’t care. But they don’t agree with you, so they’re obviously idiots as well.

      14 years ago at 4:13 pm
    23. scbro91

      Anyone who believes the entire universe was created just for the human race is an idiot.

      14 years ago at 5:54 pm