Kylie Jenner’s Home-Cooked Meal Bears Striking Resemblance To A Socialite In A Nude Thong

Kylie Jenner's Home-Cooked Meal Bears Striking Resemblance To A Socialite In A Nude Thong

Late last night, Kylie Jenner had a hankering for some lasagna, which as we all know, is an aphrodisiac. She cooked it herself, and took to Snapchat to let us all know how the process went.

Wow, Kyles! So impressed with you and ~bestie~ Jordyn Woods. You guys look like you’re hard at work making that meal from scratch. Can’t wait to see how it turns out!

That is certainly a damn good-looking lasagna. I can’t wait to see more of your culinary process.

^When he asks you where that booty come from.

So what I’m getting from this is that Kylie is just like any other 19-year-old girl who literally posted an entire snapchat story about lasagna just so one dude would see it. She got that “wyd” and had to pretend that being domestic was her natural habitat. I get it.

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  1. Pete_Jones

    So this is where we’re at now?

    “Kylie is just like any other 19-year-old girl who literally posted an entire snapchat story about lasagna just so one dude would see it.”

    This is what we’re left with?

    Each time I visit this website and see some of the “content” posted I pray for structural failure, hoping that the ceiling will collapse on me, killing me instantly.

    8 years ago at 11:38 am
    1. Coolnamewastaken

      I think they’re going to merge TFM and TSM into one site again. As bad as this place is, Veronica has run TSM into the ground. No one comments on articles and the articles themselves are just dumb lists written by vapid women representing the worst that sororities have to offer – nothing but base, slutty behavior, Kardashian weirdness and top 10 lists. Merging the two will save some money and hide TSM’s performance from future investors.

      8 years ago at 1:37 pm
  2. Dickson

    1. Who the fuck are you?
    2. Why the fuck did you post this?
    3. Where the fuck is Fail Friday?

    8 years ago at 11:53 am
  3. MitchTheGodfatherMatin

    Anyone have other websites I can waste my time on instead of this I think I’m officially done.

    8 years ago at 12:12 pm