Kylie Jenner’s Home-Cooked Meal Bears Striking Resemblance To A Socialite In A Nude Thong
Late last night, Kylie Jenner had a hankering for some lasagna, which as we all know, is an aphrodisiac. She cooked it herself, and took to Snapchat to let us all know how the process went.
Wow, Kyles! So impressed with you and ~bestie~ Jordyn Woods. You guys look like you’re hard at work making that meal from scratch. Can’t wait to see how it turns out!
That is certainly a damn good-looking lasagna. I can’t wait to see more of your culinary process.
^When he asks you where that booty come from.
So what I’m getting from this is that Kylie is just like any other 19-year-old girl who literally posted an entire snapchat story about lasagna just so one dude would see it. She got that “wyd” and had to pretend that being domestic was her natural habitat. I get it..
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8 years ago at 12:14 pmWe don’t give a fuck about Kylie Jenner or any fucking Kardashian. Bring back Instagram Babe of the Day so I have something to look at during my morning shit.
8 years ago at 12:18 pmAlright Veronica you slimy wench either dump out those hoobastanks for the boys or make like a tree and fuck off
8 years ago at 12:29 pmThat was aggressive.
8 years ago at 6:51 pmShe’s ugly.
8 years ago at 1:43 pmIm more excited about promotional emails from chubbies than I am the content of this place anymore
8 years ago at 5:13 pmI feel like I somehow unintentionally ended up on Jezebel.
8 years ago at 1:57 pm