Lady On Reddit Tricks Horny Guys Into Jerking Off To Photo Of Man’s Butt Cheeks, Thinking They’re Tits

Dillon Cheverere11 years ago

Nice tits, huh? Except no. Those aren’t even tits. Those are a dude’s butt cheeks. And if not for the title giving them away, you would have thought they were tits, too. Some of you pervs may have even gotten a little horny from looking at them. Some people undoubtedly skipped the title and went straight for a tit peep, then moved on. They’ll never know they got aroused over this man’s butt, and that brings me mild joy.

It’s funny because they look just like actual tits, but they aren’t tits. They are, in fact, butt cheeks belonging to an out-of-shape white man with a respectable case of dad butt.

Redditor poshpink330 is Dad Butt’s wife, and she has a wonderfully sick sense of humor. She posted the top image on Reddit’s /r/gonewild forum with this caption: “(NSFW) (f) new poster…wanna see more? ;-)”

I guess the lonely masturbators on that forum just sit and wait for new pictures to get posted so they can masturbate to them. poshpink330 posted the disguised dad butt, so they all started masturbating to it. According to her, she received 51 private messages from the /r/gonewild masturbating community, asking for more photos. That’s when she dropped the dad butt bomb on them and rocked their pervy little worlds.

Glad everyone loved my husband’s a** crack. Whether you were frustrated and needed someone to “blow your load,” or if you simply wanted to “kiss every inch of it goodnight,” I’m glad that my husband’s butt gave you the comfort you needed. All 51 of you who pm’d me.

Below is the pre-cropped, photoshopped version of her husband’s butt. You’ll notice this version shows tanner skin and less butt hair.

You have to admit it: Dad Butt has a great set of ass tits..

[via reddit]

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