Lane Kiffin Is Erotically Fingering Putty And Posting It To Twitter

El Taco9 years ago

Oh, Lane Kiffin. Back at it again. The new Florida Atlantic University head football coach already made an amazing splash at his new school with an over-the-top hype vid that, at minimum, got Owls fans fully torqued.

Now, the University of Tennessee castaway is having so much fun with sand slime and posting his erotic adventures with the mystery putty on his Twitter account. It’s lit!

Oh yeah, Lane. Finger that shit. Show that sand slime who’s boss just like you showed roughly two to three teams in the Pac-12 who was boss. Mmmmmmm. Yes. That’s it.

It’s a bold strategy from a recruiting standpoint, but I think Kiffin’s break from the Twitter norm is going to work out. What other Conference USA coaches can say they’ve got the softest hands amongst all the non-Power 5 conference coaches and immediately pull out video to prove it? None. If I’m a recruit and it’s a toss up between FAU and another school, I’m heading to the school that’s got a coach with hands as smooth as a baby’s derrière.

Either Lane Kiffin is having the time of his life in Boca Raton or ol’ Steve Sarkisian rubbed off on him and he’s hitting the bottle again. I’m gonna say time of his life.

Fuck… Can you point him in the direction of the nearest rehab facility? Thanks..