Lanky Miami Fan Is A Punching Tornado, Wreaks Havoc On Every FSU Fan In His Path
10 years ago

Little to no context for the video itself, but it just wouldn’t be a Miami-Florida State tailgate without a few dudes in basketball shorts throwing haymakers for no particular reason.

Hey tropical swimsuit, maybe don’t put your boy in a headlock and serve up his jaw on a silver platter. Unless, of course, you were just looking out for number one and using him as a human shield. Now 5’s still Mortal Kombat fatality dancing his way out of frame and you’re unscathed and unharmed. Both a savvy and dick play, but you really tested your luck patting that lanky whirlwind of fisticuffs on the back. How you didn’t get popped is sneakily the biggest accomplishment in the entire clip.

Also what role did the dunk tank play in this whole ordeal? So many questions left unanswered.

Image via Twitter

    1. fratsohardUn1versity

      Yea i was hoping one of the FSU fans would blindside him. Getting into a fight with a couple rival fans is one thing…but he just ran around throwing crosses (which he learned in his 2 weeks of boxing class) at completly random people in red shirts…

      10 years ago at 9:03 pm
    1. P.G.T Beauregard

      There is a difference between a hurricane fan/ alumni and a hurricane fan. A typical fan can’t afford to step on campus.

      10 years ago at 6:36 pm
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    10 years ago at 5:56 pm
    1. MarineCorps

      Yup, if you look at the head bob/hand check at 6 seconds….. This idiot has clearly punched someone before.

      10 years ago at 2:49 am
      1. MarineCorps

        Although my money’s on the fact this guy took 2 martial art classes and thinks he swings like Tyson.

        10 years ago at 2:51 am
  8. SouthernStride

    How about the guys refusing to set down the beer they have already opened to shotgun.

    10 years ago at 6:03 pm
  10. Bucknuts

    Green shirt is the kind of guy who drives an old model POS, but thinks he’s hard as fuck because he spray canned it matte black, dropped the suspension and cut off the muffler.

    10 years ago at 6:05 pm
    1. Chibz

      And you seem like the kind of guy that would be silent when in green shirt’s presence.

      10 years ago at 9:33 pm
      1. GirthBrooks

        Or maybe he’s in a fraternity and if green shirt would have pulled something like that at their tailgate ole green shirt might have needed to take a trip to the hospital.

        10 years ago at 10:33 pm
      2. Fratty McFratFrat

        If a bunch of guys ganged up on him he’d lose, but he’d take out at least two of them before he went down. I’ll let you go first.

        10 years ago at 2:46 pm
      3. Bucknuts

        Damn straight I wouldn’t be picking a fight. I’m not about to go toe to toe with some fuck who has nothing to lose and a reach longer than Sasquatch. I’m perfectly content sitting back and letting some scrub puff his chest so he can feel good about himself for 5 minutes while I go back to my life of not working hourly wage jobs the rest of my life.

        10 years ago at 10:42 am