Lanky Miami Fan Is A Punching Tornado, Wreaks Havoc On Every FSU Fan In His Path
10 years ago

Little to no context for the video itself, but it just wouldn’t be a Miami-Florida State tailgate without a few dudes in basketball shorts throwing haymakers for no particular reason.

Hey tropical swimsuit, maybe don’t put your boy in a headlock and serve up his jaw on a silver platter. Unless, of course, you were just looking out for number one and using him as a human shield. Now 5’s still Mortal Kombat fatality dancing his way out of frame and you’re unscathed and unharmed. Both a savvy and dick play, but you really tested your luck patting that lanky whirlwind of fisticuffs on the back. How you didn’t get popped is sneakily the biggest accomplishment in the entire clip.

Also what role did the dunk tank play in this whole ordeal? So many questions left unanswered.

Image via Twitter

  2. RacistAssMelly

    I’d be hard pressed not to at least open hand slap someone wearing camo cargo shorts, regardless of whether or not I was already fighting his friends.

    10 years ago at 8:13 am
  3. Lightning McPeen

    CONTEXT: this was FSU SigEp’s tailgate. Green shirt is a SigEp from The U and also a total cunt. As a UM student who was in Heritage Grove at the time, I can confirm that the tailgate otherwise sucked

    10 years ago at 12:46 pm
    2. FLsFinest

      Kid isn’t miami sigep. That being said, this was the best part of their whole tailgate. It sucked. Green shirt made it pretty plain, if you come looking for a fight, you’ll get one.

      10 years ago at 6:07 pm
      1. Lightning McPeen

        Well I stand corrected; thank you for that. Didn’t mean to incriminate any fellow UM Greeks. Tailgate did need something eventful though and that kid definitely provided that

        10 years ago at 8:21 pm
  6. FLsFinest

    This whole fight went on for about 10 minutes, red shirts just didn’t know what they were getting into.

    10 years ago at 6:09 pm
  7. LibertarianFrater

    This guy was a problem from the beginning. He’s a 6’5″ amateur boxer who was sober and wailing on drunk FSU fans at a party he was a guest to. If I’m gonna see an ass beating, I’d rather it be a fair fight.

    10 years ago at 8:20 am