Laser Tag Leads To NCAA Violations For Louisville’s Basketball Team

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Who doesn’t love laser tag? Getting to the course early on a Friday night, coming up with a witty username that will make all the other taggers laugh, hitting Groupon to get a third round in, free of charge — that is what college is all about, baby.

I’ve spent many a night in college wrecking 12-year-olds on the laser tag course. You could call me a laser tag veteran, but I still believe I haven’t even hit my prime yet. Yeah, I have my photo on the wall at the South Austin Laser Emporium — big deal. That isn’t the end game for me. I want to be one of the best taggers in the nation.

Louisville basketball loves laser tag so much, it allegedly led to an NCAA violation. The Cardinals use LT as recruiting tool (probably why they get so many talented players, tbh). Unfortunately, some players may have gotten a little greedy with the per diem money and it could cost the Cardinals, BIG TIME.

From Sporting News:

On April 19, six members of the men’s basketball team took a trip to a local laser tag facility where they were given admission money by the program, according to information obtained by Sporting News in an open records request. But because those players received money for admission outside of the playing season, Louisville’s compliance office had to self-report the news to the NCAA. All six players were then ordered to donate their $7 admission fee to charity.

The fun didn’t stop there.

On that same day, two recruits accompanied the team to laser tag. Louisville basketball was allowed to pay the cost of admission for the two prospective student-athletes, but their host students forgot — we’ve all done this, naturally — to take the cost of admission out of the money they’d been given to act as hosts.

Louisville’s compliance staff made the two host players pay up, and then reminded them it’s not cool to forget to deduct expenses from their host money budget.

This is why the NCAA exists: to come down hard on cheaters who are irresponsibly spending $7 on LT admission fees. Major props to NCAA prez Mark Emmert for finally putting his foot down when it comes to laser tag, which, by the way, should be an NCAA sport on its own.

Louisville basketball will land back on its feet at some point, but this violation could be tough to recover from. Sending prayers to all the Cardinals fans in Jefferson County today.

[via Sporting News]

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  1. BoatShoesAndBooze

    You’ve got to be fucking with us at this point. You wrote just more than half of this “article.” I’m honestly thinking you’re producing garbage in order to be fired, that way you get a severance package, instead of just quitting. #BlackballSteveHolt

    9 years ago at 10:38 am
  2. how_about_a_beer

    Sounds pretty unfair to me.. All the basketball players could pop up behind any of obsticals and shoot you because of how tall they are.

    9 years ago at 10:40 am
  3. oldslappy

    Steve, you’re one of the shittiest writers in the world. I highly doubt you could even beat a team of incompetent autistic children at laser tag, let alone be the best in the nation.

    9 years ago at 10:49 am
    1. Loess Hills Panther

      Don’t make fun of autistic people, Boulevard might see, get nervous, and start impulsively masturbating in the TFM office again.

      9 years ago at 11:38 am
  4. Ron_Paul_2016

    Lol knowing some of the stuff our football team gets away with this is kindergarden stuff. It’s a shame they always catch the small fish that barely break the rule and not the big programs that get away with everything.

    9 years ago at 10:52 am
  5. Nigel Fratters

    We all know how these comments go, so let’s change the topic to something I would normally post in the forums (RIP).

    What are you guys’ thoughts on the GOP Debate last night? Rubio was pretty good, but I loved what I heard from Rand Paul. His closing words resonated the most with me. I hate that the media refuses to recognize his ability and experience, but such is the world we live in. Loved the eye roll when Christie tried to play the sentimental card when talking about the NSA. Christie was decent but I can’t see the American people getting behind him with everything he’s screwed up. Trump blew hot air. Bush was decent and Huckawinner was an idiot. Carson seems like a good guy but is probably in over his head with the amount of characters vying for the Republican nomination.

    Thoughts?

    9 years ago at 10:54 am
    1. SavingPledgeRyan

      Rubio is currently my first choice. He may be a bit young and inexperienced, but that might be able to work in his favor. Bush did what his adisors pretty much wanted, stay relevant, but don’t cause any controversies. Carson is someone I’m very fond of. I don’t see him getting elected, but his ideas need to be heard. I advise y’all to take some time to read his books, really inspiring stuff. Trump is just loving his media attention and that was obvious with last nights preformance. He’s generating tons of publicity for himself, making his name relevant once again since his shows turned to shit. I didn’t watch it all so these comments have been based on highlights/what I did see. Anyway, I do think 2016 is going to be our election.

      9 years ago at 11:19 am
      1. Richard Hayden

        I agree with you on Carson; the guy is an absolute genius and has fantastic ideas that need to be heard. Highly unlikely he will get the nomination as the populous is fixated on voting for career politicians. However I do think he’d do exceptionally well as the director of Health and Human Services. His experience in the medical field along with his overall knowledge would help clean up health issues around the country. At the end of the day though whoever wins the nomination gets my vote as I’d rather be dead then vote for the She-devil.

        9 years ago at 11:38 am
    2. JustForTheStory

      I get that this is coming from my ideological standpoint, but what Christie said was fucking terrifying. He basically said, “Ends always justify means.”
      They do, but only if you consider the ends part of the means.

      9 years ago at 6:58 pm
      1. JustForTheStory

        I’d honestly vote for Sanders over Christie. Some things are very easy to change, a culture of Big Brother is not.

        9 years ago at 7:00 pm
  6. TD70

    Dark room usually full of underage boys running around and getting sweaty? Sounds right up Dorn’s alley.

    Also, why do you do things SteveHolt?

    9 years ago at 10:58 am