“What are we going to do about the stock dropping, boss?”
“Oh you looked at our stock ticker? DURRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRR.”
(“P.S. You’re fired.”)
Companies can’t just “raise their stock price”, they have to focus on earnings and income and the rest follows suit. And a fluctuation in stock price doesn’t affect the company’s equity. Once the price for the IPO is received, the stock changes hands at the cost of the investors, not the company.
In short, if you did say this (which you obviously didn’t), your CEO now thinks your a dumbass.
Walking in on the CEO having personal reflection time with pepperoni pizza and making his dick go down. TDodgeballM
12 years ago at 3:15 pmInterning for a company who’s stock is consistently declining, prompting this event to occur, NF.
12 years ago at 4:14 pmYou’re an intern. Shut the fuck up.
12 years ago at 5:08 pm“What are we going to do about the stock dropping, boss?”
12 years ago at 5:35 pm“Oh you looked at our stock ticker? DURRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRR.”
(“P.S. You’re fired.”)
TSashaM
12 years ago at 5:41 pmReally insightful question, dipshit. I bet he was really impressed.
Spot offer, spot bonus for the intern over here.
12 years ago at 9:28 pmThis TFM whomps
12 years ago at 9:32 pmMy boss bought me beer at a Braves game when I was an intern. RFM.
12 years ago at 10:02 pm8 dollar beers taste the best at Turner Field.
12 years ago at 9:54 amCompanies can’t just “raise their stock price”, they have to focus on earnings and income and the rest follows suit. And a fluctuation in stock price doesn’t affect the company’s equity. Once the price for the IPO is received, the stock changes hands at the cost of the investors, not the company.
In short, if you did say this (which you obviously didn’t), your CEO now thinks your a dumbass.
12 years ago at 11:41 pmCOOL STORY BRO
12 years ago at 11:09 amBeing an intern at a soon to be bankrupt company. TFTC?
12 years ago at 12:30 pm