LEAKED: Photos Of Drunk Jerry Jones Getting Weird With Random Women
Jerry Jones is a rock star. He’s worth an estimated $3 billion (that’s billion with a B), owns America’s Team, and frequently kicks it with guys like 43. Even with all of that money, the Kappa Sigma still loves to channel his old college spirit and rage like it’s Welcome Week 1964. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that an actor with the name Jerry Jones starred in the ’80s cult classic film, “The Party Animal.” The man just knows how to throw down.
At age 71, Jones doesn’t seem to have plans of slowing down anytime soon. TerezOwens.com–I can only imagine this guy is the bizarro cousin of Terrell Owens, hailing from an alternate universe in hopes of restoring the peace and honor left in the wake of our terrestrial T.O.–recently released some photos of Jones getting all kinds of weird with lady friends who most certainly are not his wife, Gene.
Is he wearing pants? I can’t tell if he’s wearing pants. I would think he’s wearing pants, but his drunk face suggests otherwise. Oh, that and his hand just casually happens to be on the back of that random’s head. Classic, Jerry.
Shameless boob grab. TFM.
I honestly have no idea what’s going on in this picture, but I can only imagine something happened here.
It’s good to see at least one member of the organization is winning. Welcome to Jerry World.
Images via Uncovering the Truth
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10 years ago at 5:03 pmLast picture was probably taken just after he peed in her butt.
10 years ago at 5:08 pmThey’re defiantly into but stuff
10 years ago at 7:41 pmIt’s butt. Clearly you don’t know butt stuff.
10 years ago at 2:23 amWhat are they defying?
10 years ago at 5:04 pmJerry “No Pants” Jones. Classic.
10 years ago at 8:15 pmThis article makes me miss DeVry. I know he would’ve delivered with hilarious background info on these photos.
10 years ago at 8:24 pmAΕΚΔΒ
10 years ago at 9:10 pmThe woman in the first picture is AJ McCarron’s mom
10 years ago at 10:49 amIll have a vodka & viagra…make it a double
10 years ago at 3:13 pmAfter this, I believe in Jordan.
10 years ago at 7:47 pmThe one time to call Jerry Jones an alumni A.E.K.D.B.
10 years ago at 3:47 am