Leaked Snapchat Shows Malia Obama Playing Beer Pong During Brown University Visit

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Supposedly, 17-year-old Malia Obama thinks she’s above the law. On a recent visit to Brown University, the president of the United States’ daughter was caught playing beer pong. Oh the humanity!

From The Daily Caller:

She stayed with a friend in a dorm room, and even though there were Secret Service all over the place, she still managed to party her Obamass off like she was a 2005 Bush twin.

Yeah, Malia did normal college things like eat at the dining hall and get a burrito bowl from Chipotle, but she was also spotted playing beer pong with the other Ivy League students during a dorm party.

And here she is playing a little ten cup:

A college visit when you’re the president’s daughter isn’t easy. Malia had secret service agents all over campus, so sneaking into any fraternity parties was going to be a task.

The fallout from this Snapchat can go one of two ways: The Obamas can apologize for their daughter playing beer pong, saying they don’t encourage underage drinking yada yada yada, OR the Obamas could say, “Shit happens. College students drink. Get off your high horses.”

I much prefer the latter, but I know it won’t happen. In all honesty, Malia looks pretty damn composed in that picture for a high school girl playing beer pong in college. Hell, she looks more composed than most college girls at a college party.

She’s also got a ways to go if she wants to beat the Bush twins.

Here’s an excerpt from the 2009 book, “In the President’s Secret Service:”

While the girls matured in college, they still resented having Secret Service agents around. … Jenna was particularly difficult. She would sometimes purposely try to lose her protection by going through red lights or by jumping into her car without telling agents where she was going. As a result, the Secret Service kept her car under surveillance so agents could follow her — a waste of manpower.

And this is why I’m never having girls. What kind of tricks you got up your sleeve, Sasha?

[via The Daily Caller, “In the President’s Secret Service”]

Image via Twitter

      1. ChiODarling

        CommCollege69 likes brown girls AND community college…WTF happened to this place.

        10 years ago at 4:57 pm
      2. CommCollege69

        Sometimes you gotta explore the color pallet when most of the white girls at your school have taken enough meat to make Kim Kardashian look like a virgin.

        10 years ago at 3:25 am
      3. ChiODarling

        well yeah,you know the drill-when the men are weak bitches the women are essentially off the rails no? white boi gettin’ a little ahead of himself there? Oh come now baby, give it two more years and you’ll be stroking it to interracial hardcore style

        10 years ago at 2:43 pm
    1. Chef_Curry

      I don’t know why you came back to waste our time here cause we are just going to make you sound stupid again.

      10 years ago at 12:00 pm
      1. Chef_Curry

        I know I don’t have to defend myself because you don’t know me but I will say that the best man at my wedding will be black, so like I said in my first comment we are going to make you sound stupid and you should chug bleach.

        10 years ago at 12:06 pm
    2. Spell Checker

      The Secret Service were actually spotted testing and delivering a case of beer specifically for Malia’s consumption. It was Colt 45.

      10 years ago at 12:08 pm
  1. CommCollege69

    It’s a shame the major news outlets are going to twist this ’til they have a story. Let her be a kid.

    10 years ago at 12:09 pm
    1. Gamefrock69

      I’d twist her vagina with my two inch dick until this becomes a nasty travesty, I don’t give a fuck bro

      10 years ago at 5:15 pm
      1. Gamefrock69

        More like one too many scoops of C4 before i drilled your moms snatch into straight debris and tartar sauce

        10 years ago at 9:47 am
      2. CommCollege69

        My mom is 54 with two kids. You’re gonna need a lot more than two inches to acquire those results.

        10 years ago at 11:46 am
      3. Gamefrock69

        Yeah so i brought my 69 karat 69 foot dildo and sword fought her gaping cliteros with it. I then heroically defeated the clit and cut it off with my dildo sword to place it where it now stands as a tear shaped overhead boxing bag that I can practice juggling punches on while humming the rocky theme and thinking about what I’m going to do to your first born son’s anus

        10 years ago at 7:10 pm
  2. zonazoo

    Let me get this straight, you’re saying an underage girl was drinking at a college? I can’t fathom this.

    10 years ago at 12:17 pm
  3. Dave1029

    Since Obama is above the law, maybe we can get a lowered drinking age out of this. Do it for your legacy, come on.

    10 years ago at 12:20 pm