Leaked Texts From Fraternity Rush Chair Show New Level Of Trying Too Hard
Believe it or not, we try to adhere to a certain moral code here at Grandex. It’s rather sparse, admittedly, basically stating “Don’t intentionally call someone out unless they truly have it coming.” We do have a code in place, though, and we often take it pretty seriously.
This story sits right in the gray area of said code. I don’t believe the originator of this leaked text conversation to be a bad guy. He’s not a scumbag or a criminal, at least from what we can tell in these four screen shots. He’s not using aggressively racist terms or discussing the distribution of hardcore narcotics. He doesn’t mention poaching V-cards from freshman or using roofies to “nail slams.” He’s simply trying to rush someone whom he thinks is an available rush prospect. It’s just the way he does it that is so embarrassingly awesome that I have to share.
Also, a new phrase is born.
This tip came in late last night:
The [name of fraternity redacted] spring rush chair at [name of school redacted] was texting one of my [name of fraternity redacted] pledges this past few days thinking that he hadn’t signed this past fall. [name of fraternity redacted] is known for being super douchey and signing anyone that comes anywhere close to them. For instance, last year they signed 81 pledges when the average for ok state is about 40. I have also attached a picture of the “frat star” behind the texts.
Here’s the text conversation between the rush chair and the pledge:
Did you read that first line in the Wedding Crashers “Trapster, it’s Sack!” style like I did? Can you say babes and booze?
Dude’s got a crush on the Chubbies King.
Phi Tau can’t even hold their fratty cocks. This pledge — I assume the pledge is actually engaged in this conversation, although it’s plausible that an active commandeered his phone by this point — is playing along really well. He set the hook early, and he’s letting this kid run the line out as far as he’ll take it. He even uses “videogame” as a verb. Nice form.
Hottest sorority at their school and ranked #10 in the Big 12 — thanks for reading my hottest sororities lists by conference, you fratty motherfucker. I bet these guys just run through those top house Gamma Phis, man. Chi Omega is a top house, too, but they can’t hang. Be gone, Chi Os.
You just know this dude wears Chubbies, don’t you?
tftc
12 years ago at 12:02 pmAnother reason why I don’t trust guys who wear chubbies regularly
12 years ago at 12:03 pmYou know you’re trying pretty hard when your pledge class is the size of a medium sized fraternity.
12 years ago at 12:05 pmthe real question is this: if Phi Tau’s arent Kappa Sig’s frat-cock-holders, then which house is bestowed the honor of holding their 3 inches of man meat?
12 years ago at 12:05 pmYou other fraternities at OSU need to just tuck your wieners in and give up, Kappa Sig is going to fuck all your bitches this semester.
12 years ago at 12:08 pmIs that what you’re doing in the picture?
12 years ago at 1:55 pmNo its not. He is hitting on his rush crush. ^^
12 years ago at 2:02 pmThat guy is a fucking embarrassment to our Fraternity.
12 years ago at 12:11 pmNationals is too busy shutting down solid chapters and colonizing worthless campuses to expel this fucking embarrassment like they should.
12 years ago at 4:23 pmAgreed. I’m so sick of chapters popping up at D3 schools. I get it, they have some good Fraternity men, but for the love of Christ, Nationals stresses numbers way too fucking hard.
12 years ago at 4:29 pmI’m glad we don’t hold fratty cocks.
12 years ago at 12:16 pmSecond
12 years ago at 1:24 pmTrying harder than the alleged try-hards. NF
12 years ago at 12:17 pmI have a strong to very strong desire to punch that kid in the dick
12 years ago at 12:18 pmMy cousin was a Kappa Sig at OSU around 2000, I guess they’ve really gone down the shitter since then…
12 years ago at 12:20 pm