LeBron James Goes Full Michael Scott With Draymond Green Diss

How rattled is Bron Bron? Hours after the gentleman’s sweep in Oakland, James finally confronted his biggest adversary and made the toughest call of his career to date finally taking a razor to his fleeting hairline. Now, like a recently dumped, jaded ex-girlfriend changing up her look to find some semblance of confidence, my man is taking shots on Instagram at a guy that did him wrong.

…. That's what she said, HUH?!?!? .

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It’s well documented that LeBron and I have beef. He clowned a wide-eyed, timid 16-year-old Dan in front of a camp of over 500 kids at his King’s Basketball Academy in Akron, Ohio, and, if I’m being honest, I will hold that grudge well into my grave like any good Irish Catholic from the Northeast typically would. That said, I don’t hate this move. Sure, it’s a complete layup of a line with Draymond’s shirt just serving it up on a silver platter, but I respect the hell out of James broadcasting this type of pettiness for the entire world to see. It’s no Jordan calling out coaches and players in his Hall of Fame speech, but it’s a rare glimpse of LeBron not being a total cheesedick off the court. The Warriors just might drive Bron Bron back to being a sane, normal dude.

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    1. Shecky_Heckman

      The five stages of grief can be remembered using the acronym DABDA, and the five stages of grief are, in order, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.

      I’m so cool.

      8 years ago at 2:25 am
      1. Shecky_Heckman

        Sounds like you’re going through the second stage of grief, which is anger.

        Did your dog recently run away?

        8 years ago at 1:42 pm
      1. Shecky_Heckman

        It’s just a weird accident. My finger almost never hits the capitalize button on accident

        8 years ago at 1:43 pm
  1. Cartier

    Think how many people fake laugh at LeBron’s attempts each day in his presence

    8 years ago at 3:33 pm
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    Dora and I are looking for the goat. Do you see him in this post? No? That’s because LeBron shouldn’t even be in the fucking discussion for the greatest of all time.

    8 years ago at 3:36 pm
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