1. Bernanke is a Hebe

    Honestly, I never understood why y’all turn down handjobs. Obviously I’d much rather just flat-out have sex, but I’ll let a girl finish me onto her tits. You know why? It feels better when a girl does it because you can’t anticipate her movements. It’s the same reason that you can’t tickle yourself. You subconsciously are expecting the motion of your hand.

    14 years ago at 5:49 pm
  2. rollinghills_bro

    talking from actual experience – its hard to get her head between your legs when your doing 80 mph on the freeway and trying to keep your hands on the steering wheel…sometimes you just gotta let her do it.

    14 years ago at 7:06 pm
    1. Brooks_Brother1

      If anyone is wondering, this man has received a handjob while driving 80 mph on the freeway. Very frat of you man.

      14 years ago at 11:12 pm
    2. Bro Hossler

      I’m guessing you were slowly sipping on some Maker’s Mark 46 while on a 3 way phone call with G.W. Bush and Mark Cuban at the same time as well? And this all took place in your Tahoe, correct?

      14 years ago at 11:20 pm
  3. Bro Hossler

    I guess I’ll be the try hard to say it; what are this hand job that you speak of..?

    14 years ago at 10:54 pm
    1. fratslammin

      LASTpostOX, I’m the only one who can be the first to demans someone to commit the act of killing ones self. Take some laps, then wash your mouth out with a bullet.

      14 years ago at 2:28 am
  4. richdaddybowtiefrat

    Turning down handjobs NF Accepting a handjob from a italian supermodel on your daddys yacht off the coast of Italy while trading oil futures TrichdaddybowtiefratM

    14 years ago at 1:23 am
    1. richdaddybowtiefrat

      STFU you geeds. Nobody appreciates your bullshit so check yourself before you wreck yourself. #benching365poundsinbowties

      14 years ago at 10:03 am
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      14 years ago at 4:00 pm