Legendary Frat Dunk Contest: The Human Torch
13 years ago

One of the finest examples of TFTC behavior ever recorded (Do not try this at home):

Rewind the video and keep your eye on Rick after he is engulfed in flames. His brothers drag him over to the grass and enforce some necessary stop-drop-and-rolling, then he gets his shirt ripped off, and without any second thought he just runs off down the street from the party to hop in the shower. Other than the cameraman, nobody really seems to notice his instant exit. They don’t give a fuck if he’s rocking 3rd degree burns or not– they’re too busy celebrating what they’ve just seen, and looking forward to the next dunk. I don’t know who was judging this competition, but anyone holding up anything other than a “10” after Rick’s dunk is a fucking racist. The follow-up dunker on a skateboard attached to a motorbike got almost as much (if not more) applause than Rick, and as far as I could tell he never transformed into The Human Torch inside of a trashcan…

  3. Bronan the Barbarian

    I don’t know what I just watched, but I want it here, now and every year to follow. Too bad my school would never do something this awesome.

    13 years ago at 1:11 pm
    2. Bronan the Barbarian

      Really, our DFSL just sucks. There’s talk of our community essentially telling the university to get bent and doing what we want. A lot of us are getting off campus, nationally owned houses and simply staying away from the row. Off the row, their control over your chapter drops a lot.

      Kappa Sig’s nationals here didn’t even initially want them in our campus IFC.

      13 years ago at 4:53 pm
    6. Dave_Fratthews

      I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

      13 years ago at 1:49 am