Legitimately thinking every girl at the party wants to have sex with you. TFM. Blacked_out_Bill_Clinton9 years ago
BrosDef When it’s all sorostitutes at the party so you can actually bone them all. TFM 9 years ago at 12:23 am
Shut the fuck up
9 years ago at 6:13 pmActually having every girl at the party want to bone you. TFM
9 years ago at 6:30 pmThis is redundant
9 years ago at 2:02 amGet rid of the damn wall
9 years ago at 7:50 pmWriting TFMs about sex when you’re 25 and still a virgin. TNFM
9 years ago at 8:42 pmThe fuck is a total not frat move?
9 years ago at 6:33 amPerfect username for this post.
9 years ago at 10:24 pmSorry your mom’s abortion didn’t go through.
9 years ago at 10:29 pmWhen it’s all sorostitutes at the party so you can actually bone them all. TFM
9 years ago at 12:23 amSmash and Dash.
9 years ago at 1:07 pm