Let’s Get Weird

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In our first edition of LGW I opened the floor to other headline ideas. Nothing really spoke to me and I’m actually starting to like LGW, so we’re rolling with it for now. I will still consider alternative options from you people, so hit me with them if you think of any.

Helen Keller TFM, please email me.

To the guy who asked for whiskey recommendations last week, you got some good ones from everyone. Try Bulleit Bourbon. Bulleit over ice with a finger of water is one of my go-to drinks.

Top comment last week:

Content idea: Dress up like college students and go to parties at different fraternities at UT/Texas State/etc. and write about what they’re like, if you could/couldn’t get in. You guys get to get fucked up and you’ll have a good time

This would be an idea for Dan or Jared but your boy is way too old to be messing around at college parties. I was in Baton Rouge in the fall of 2015 and stopped by one of our freelance writer’s fraternity houses to say hi. There wasn’t a party going on but there were guys throwing the football in the yard and music playing and a gathering of about 20 people just casually hanging out and day drinking.

Holy shit did I feel out of place.

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Thanks for the support, Madison.

Don’t link nudes to these threads anymore, please. That’s literally why the forums were shut down. Again, some of you veterans, or just the decent ones of you, need to start policing your own so we can keep these going.

  1. Bill_Waltonloves_LSD

    Dillon I want to see your 10-15 minute application video for the Batchlor. Do you show off the family ranch? Do you let them know first scene you can drive it 330 off the tee?

    8 years ago at 11:00 am
    1. Dillon Cheverere

      I need to film it still. I want to show the ranch for sure and play up the “guy from Texas” angle. Golf is a good idea, too. Also my job is very unique so I’ll need shots from around the office.

      8 years ago at 11:07 am
      1. Henry_Eighth

        *Insert tiresome and unfunny comment about needing shots from the elementary school playground.*

        8 years ago at 11:12 am
      2. Bill_Waltonloves_LSD

        You are gonna have to bust it in the gym and put on about 15 pounds to be a contender. lookin small in that picture with the Nature Boy

        8 years ago at 11:14 am
      3. CreightonFratStar

        Bill Walton is unbearable as a commentator. I have to put games on mute he is working. Real talk, is he on drugs during broadcasts or just that crazy?

        8 years ago at 11:35 am
      4. Bill_Waltonloves_LSD

        many people know i frequently drop a hit before game time. Jerry and I first did it back in 1992 at the Duke UK game. changed my life

        8 years ago at 11:39 am
      5. Bill_Waltonloves_LSD

        also to expand do you want to be the batchlor or a contestant on the batchlorette? parley the latter into the first option?

        8 years ago at 11:23 am
      6. CantDriveDixieDown

        you bet you’d get off on watching your love interest get plowed by a big ole mandingo while you sit there and stroke your little cock

        8 years ago at 3:00 pm
    2. RBus63

      First, Dillon rips out Will’s soul by going to the Masters. If Dillon swoops in to gets an invite to be on The Bachelorette, JTrain56/Jared Freid would legit kill himself.

      8 years ago at 11:32 am
      1. Brooks brothers bow tie

        The only way dorn goes to masters is if he gets invited to the pro/am by smylie kaufman or John Peterson

        8 years ago at 12:29 am
      2. RBus63

        Or Natty Light sends him, like they’re doing… You must not listen to the podcast.

        8 years ago at 7:08 pm
  2. DrGonzoTFM

    What are y’all’s smokes of choice? I’m not a regular tobacco user but every now and then after a few drinks I like a Camel non-filter or Turkish Royal.

    8 years ago at 11:02 am
      1. LazyRican

        I like to smoke cigars but cigs never have had any appeal on me just because I don’t want that kind of vice neither want myself and everything I own smelling like an ashtray every second

        8 years ago at 11:41 am
      2. DrGonzoTFM

        I definitely feel that. I smoked cigs like crazy when I first turned 18 but now I keep it to the occasional cig while drinking or a cigar from time to time.

        8 years ago at 11:50 am
    1. Toon Squad

      I use to dip grizzly wintergreen longcut, I stopped but every once in awhile I’ll smoke a camel blue or a Natural American Sprit.

      8 years ago at 11:41 am
    2. John F.ucking Kennedy

      I’m typically a dipper as well but my favorite has to be either Marlboro southern cut shorts or special blend shorts. They aren’t too overpowering or exotic for an occasional smoker. Just a solid cig.

      8 years ago at 4:44 pm
    3. Mitch The Godfather Martin

      I’m a big fan of Durango Cigars. I haven’t tried their entire selection yet but my favorite so far is the English Porterhouse.

      8 years ago at 9:35 pm
  3. Phoenix2132

    You should do an intramural top 5 plays of the week with user submitted videos

    8 years ago at 11:16 am
  4. Dirty White Asics

    I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s had the awkward encounter when a brother from a different chapter transfers to your school and is WEIRD AS FUCK trying to affiliate. I’m not a writer or anything but it’d be a relatable topic to read about and share stories on.

    8 years ago at 11:39 am
  5. FraternalColonel

    How about making it so that commenters that have ten lapped comments in a row automatically get balled? Good way to cut down on spam and get rid of trolls like vaginator

    8 years ago at 11:42 am
    1. JohnMehoff

      This isn’t a popularity contest. Sometimes you fuck heads don’t get the satire of my hot takes

      8 years ago at 10:50 pm
    2. Henry_Eighth

      BayBro is usually downvoted, but he really isn’t a troll and he’s made enough good comments to make Fifth Year. And Geed_n_Proud gets downvoted just for his name, but he makes a lot of good comments, too. I wouldn’t want them blackballed.

      8 years ago at 2:04 am
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Lap quota. That way, the ones that perpetually suck get blacklisted, just like in real life.

        8 years ago at 1:46 pm
  6. smellysperrys

    Would love to hear your take on JMoney’s alleged work out with Riders, along with his positioning in terms of negotiation list for Hamilton Tigercats. After running the NCAA id love to see him tear up CFL (Thoughts?). What do you think the future holds for our beloved Money Manziel?

    8 years ago at 12:04 pm
    1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

      I foresee multiple failed rehab attempts, a short prison sentence, and eventual death in an overpriced and overpowered automobile driven by an intoxicated friend.

      8 years ago at 2:13 pm
  7. RisingFratstarOfTX

    We do police things. When we see some shitbird poised to potentially fuck everything up for us, we call for a blackball.

    8 years ago at 12:42 pm
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        I’d talk about your mother, but I try not to speak ill of people who killed themselves out of shame for their spawn.

        8 years ago at 10:25 am
      2. Mitch The Godfather Martin

        Vaginator, I’m starting to hate you more than I hate Wally.

        8 years ago at 9:39 pm
  8. Edgar_Allen_Bro24

    Content idea: philanthropy/ event of the week. Cover a fraternity’s philanthropy event and report back with pictures, amount raised, quality of female attendees, etc.

    8 years ago at 1:53 pm