Let’s Get Weird: April 21
9 years ago

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It’s Friday, you don’t have a job, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

I’m in the middle of a freelance writer recruitment round that you may have noticed is underway right now. Writing samples are stacking up and I’m going through all of them myself. I will read yours, eventually. I will read all of them. If you’re good, I want you. This is also why I didn’t do a Commenter of the Week this week. I apologize for that. I’ll get it back on track next week.

We sadly had to say goodbye to Intern Craig this week. He, like former intern Denis, flew too close to the sun. He came, I destroyed him in a football long toss competition, then he had to leave. Sad.

What are we getting into this weekend?

B.J. Cobbledick

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  2. Cartier

    Overrated/Underrated/Properly rated-

    Lobster
    Bella Hadid
    The film Inception
    Dan LeBatard
    Rolex watches

    9 years ago at 2:51 pm
    1. DrGonzoTFM

      Rolex is overrated, Bella is hot and properly rated but her sister is way hotter

      9 years ago at 2:53 pm
      3. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        I bought a Rolex ‘copy watch’ in KL for $8. The guy said ‘That’s a real copy watch. The others aren’t real copy watches.’ Still haven’t figured that one out.

        9 years ago at 4:46 pm
    2. CanadianB4C0N

      Lobster is properly rates if you don’t know the history of it (it was considered peasant food until one marketing genius from New England realized he could make a fortune selling it as a luxury item) buy if you do you’re annoyed you couldn’t be around to get it cheap.

      Bella is properly rates.

      Inception is properly rated however the ending of Inception is thoroughly overated.

      Dan LeBatard is slightly underrated but Stugotz is rated properly.

      From an aesthetic standpoint the Rolex Submariner is somewhat overated but the Yachtmaster is beautiful. Parts and function wise they’re pretty top tier and the brand reflects that so I’d say properly rated.

      9 years ago at 3:15 pm
      1. LowCountryGent

        Rolex is mid tier. Audemars Piguet, Vacheron Constantin, Patek Phillip and A Lange & Sohn are top tier manufacturers, as are independents like FP Journe.
        Rolex is great for impressing gold digging whores at bars, I wear a GMT Master II, but is still only a mid tier brand in the world of horology.

        9 years ago at 11:44 pm
      3. wearbowsdrinkwhiskey

        Dan LeBatard and Bomani Jones are great on high questionable. As far as entertainment value, they might even be better than PTI

        9 years ago at 8:00 pm
    4. Burt Reynolds1776

      lobster is underrated it is a pretty crazy film, and anything with Rachel Weisz is worth a watch. I think I would go with a walrus if I were turned into an animal. Inception is a crap film.

      9 years ago at 2:05 am
  3. WilliamHLetterman

    There’s been a couple posts about what genre of music to book for your party, so I want to put it up for discussion. Both have there pros and cons, but which is best?

    A) Book a local band

    B) Book a (well known) rapper

    9 years ago at 3:19 pm
      1. Edgar_Allen_Bro24

        That mixes originals and covers. Have them play wagon wheel at midnight.

        9 years ago at 3:20 pm
      4. WilliamHLetterman

        UGA. Sorry it’s not good enough for you, Vag
        Can you ever forgive me?

        9 years ago at 2:27 am
      6. CanadianB4C0N

        I want to make a joke about how they haven’t been good enough to beat the Gators recently but that would lend credit to virginator. Fucker’s taken one of my favorite past times from me. Piece of shit.

        9 years ago at 7:09 pm
      7. thevaginator

        You decided to spend the best 4 years of your life In fucking Athens Georgia you have enough problems as it is. Took a tour of it when I was In high school as part of a class trip. How anyone could go there and decide to commit there is beyond comprehension.

        9 years ago at 7:02 pm
  4. CrookedHalo

    So are we going to get/have we gotten an explanation on why comments were disabled for IBOTD??

    9 years ago at 3:31 pm
    1. Cuntpunting

      Yeah. Dan did that about two days ago. We say hilarious (albeit fucked up) shit about what we would do to them/do to smell their cooters, and girls kept asking to have their pictures taken down.

      9 years ago at 3:37 pm
      1. CrookedHalo

        so these little attention-starved, narcissistic princesses publically post their inflatable swan molesting, bikini butt-floss, photos on the internet – then notify a fraternity website that they are there – and then they get their feelings hurt when BayBro gives them a 7 out of 10 but would still drink their bath water?? WOW!! OK then. Thanks for the update

        9 years ago at 4:02 pm
      3. wearbowsdrinkwhiskey

        I’m confused. Isn’t that the entire purpose of their Instagram accounts? Or are they really that naive to think that they wouldn’t find the same thing if they read the 2,000 comments on each of their Instagram posts?

        9 years ago at 4:59 pm
      4. CanadianB4C0N

        But don’t they have to have their profiles open to comment in the first place?

        9 years ago at 6:17 am
  6. Fratty Couples PGA

    That Otezla commercial that’s always on the Golf Channel is cringe-worthy.

    9 years ago at 10:18 am