Let’s Get Weird: August 11
7 years ago

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It’s Friday, tailgating season is just a couple weeks away, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

Where do you come out on this Ezekiel Elliot suspension? Six games for domestic abuse based on evidence that law enforcement deemed insufficient, yet was clearly enough for the NFL to come down HARD on. Seems excessive, but I’m thinking they found some pretty damning evidence in those text messages and in talking to the alleged victim. That’s a statement suspension. Fuck.

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What are we getting into this weekend?

  2. StockWithFrock

    I think I have a stomach ulcer from dipping too much which kind of blows, however I’m getting my license to do home inspections so I’m gonna be making some sweet side money this year.

    7 years ago at 1:40 pm
    1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

      With the premier league coming back today, this is a PSA for you to get into soccer. Excellent excuse to start drinking at 8am on a Saturday/Sunday, and a great way to get ready for your college/NFL game later i the afternoon.

      7 years ago at 1:46 pm
      2. BobMotherFuckingBarker

        This was not supposed to be a reply to you, and I feel like an asshole now

        7 years ago at 1:47 pm
      5. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        If you still can’t pay attention to this boring shit, here’s a drinking game.
        Drink for every possession change.
        Begin chug for every flop, don’t stop until play resumes.
        Finish drink if someone scores. Or a red card.

        7 years ago at 8:03 pm
      6. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

        Or you can nut up, be an American and not watch that pussy shit

        7 years ago at 5:12 pm
  4. CurtisSnow69

    I don’t think the Elliot suspension is too much hopefully he learns. However the NFL should not allow Joe Mixon to ever play in their league.

    7 years ago at 1:44 pm
    3. CurtisSnow69

      Mostly becuase I hate the Cowboys. Fuck them, fuck Jerry Jones, fuck Joe Buck sucking them off every Sunday. America’s team my ass

      7 years ago at 3:36 pm
    4. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

      Elliot – hard to say considering the insufficient evidence. But suggests the NFL stands firm against domestic abuse when the media is watching.
      Mixon – I hope every goddamn player targets him and officials pretend not to see. His eligibility proves the NFL still doesn’t give a shit and Goodell is still scum.

      7 years ago at 4:34 pm
      1. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        And Mike Brown is still a worthless shit stain, too – a pure disgrace to his father.

        7 years ago at 4:38 pm
      2. BobMotherFuckingBarker

        It’s honestly crazy that the NFL “cracking down” on DV is a 6 game suspension, meanwhile Martavis Bryant got suspended for all of last season because he smoked weed. Fuck Roger Goodell

        7 years ago at 6:16 pm
      3. CanadianB4C0N

        If Zeke is smart he’ll not only appeal but sue Goodell for defamation.

        7 years ago at 7:44 am
  5. Cartier

    Underrated/overrated/properly rated-

    Anna Kendrick
    Grapefruit juice
    SUVs
    Undercuts
    Cufflinks

    7 years ago at 1:47 pm
    1. CreightonFratStar

      Anna Kendrick-sneaky hot and reasonably funny on Twitter-underrated.
      Grapefruit juice-shouldn’t exist unless you’re eating a grapefruit-overrated.
      SUVs-good for big groups/lots of beer but driven by too many people who use it for neither-overrated.
      Undercuts-belong on Euro soccer stars and actors in Peaky Blinders-overrated.
      Cufflinks-excellent for formal occasions to show you know what you’re doing-properly rated.

      7 years ago at 2:01 pm
  7. Fratlanta GA

    hey dorn whose dick do I have to suck to get some new, half-way decent photos in the photo section?

    7 years ago at 2:05 pm
  8. Broties n Boatshoes

    Y’all need to check out Ball and Buck. Great shirts, all made in America.

    7 years ago at 3:00 pm
      1. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

        That happy Gilmore reference is old enough to drink. I think I need to transition my act to pgp. You youngins need to learn you some history

        7 years ago at 8:19 am
      2. DrGonzoTFM

        Seeing Ruger Dern in the comments the other day made me realize that I’m getting old and that I should probably make more use of my PGP account.

        7 years ago at 9:08 am
      3. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        Yeah, but somehow I just find it even less interesting. And I’m only here for the comments as is…

        7 years ago at 10:36 am