Let’s Get Weird: August 25

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It’s Friday, hurricane Harvey is coming for that ass, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

So college football finally starts this weekend but the headliner is obviously Mayweather vs. McGregor Saturday night. I want to see McGregor win this so bad but I really don’t think he has much of a chance. He likely won’t land a single meaningful punch. I really hope I’m wrong, though.

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What are we getting into this weekend?

Get you a hype crew like this (@Kylestormryder)

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  1. ThePhiTour

    I’d like to see a thread of original content ideas we’d like to see the freelancers write, because it seems they’re not doing too great with whatever they’ve been posting recently. Personally, I think y’all should give us some updates on our favorite ghost via a Memoirs of Rob Fox series.

    7 years ago at 1:03 pm
    1. DrGonzoTFM

      I’d like to see more original content. These “articles” where they pull a paragraph from a news source then add their own take is all that i see now and they’re just phoning it in; plus it’s kind of lazy. I’d like to see more good original stories on here. However I won’t hold my breath on that one.

      7 years ago at 4:30 pm
    2. DrGonzoTFM

      Posted that too soon – more stories about parties, failing with women, drunken shenanigans, things of that nature.

      7 years ago at 4:31 pm
  2. Rutherfrat

    Busch light cases are readily available in my college town for the first time. I’ve never been so excited to be 22 years old.

    7 years ago at 1:06 pm
  3. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    The hurricane is just going to keep people away from the pool on Sunday. I am expecting sun. What time should I come over?

    7 years ago at 1:13 pm
  4. Fratchelor Pad

    Dorn, I assume because of the links most writers have to there social media accounts in their bios that them writing stories that could be directly linked to their specific chapter is a usually a no go. Why don’t you guys just have a writer called “Fraternity Stories”(Not creative but you guys did have a writer called “Things Frat People Like” so it’s not the worst). Then just have people in the office and on here submit the stories and if it seems legit and a good read publish it under whatever title every week, but you have to use the same generic dumb title like that for it to work so the people go “oh these are usually good”. Plus, rather then having one random writer have a story that should or should not have gotten published you would have a great pool of stories to draw from. Those are usually the best stories that everyone likes reading anyway. Just a thought.

    7 years ago at 2:06 pm
    1. MichaelBurry

      His name was SFPL for christ’s sake. Now here’s a list of random shit.

      7 years ago at 8:25 pm
  5. SirFratPrick

    Sylly week has been too tame this year, I hope things picks up today. How’s everybody else’s syllabus week going?

    7 years ago at 2:16 pm
    1. DrGonzoTFM

      I usually rage during syllabus week but I’ve been too busy this semester. But it’s Friday so I’m ready to get wild.

      7 years ago at 4:27 pm
  6. Nugs bunny

    You shouldn’t be allowed to post this until Fail Friday comes out you cuck

    7 years ago at 2:17 pm
  7. Burt Reynolds1776

    How about blackballing the troll accounts, with the exception of BIowjob420

    7 years ago at 3:15 pm
      1. BuschLattesFTW

        And the bad one. The troll account will fade with out the real blowjob420 getting all upset with poo in his Depends

        7 years ago at 5:59 pm
      2. BIowjob420

        Is it OK to take it up the ass if you don’t make eye contact? Asking for a friend…

        7 years ago at 7:26 pm
      3. Fratty Couples PGA

        I don’t see how making eye contact is gonna be much of an issue there, chief.

        7 years ago at 8:17 am
      4. BIowjob420

        I have no friends. So I give names to the turds in my Depends and have play dates with them. Right now I’m having a tea party with Brownie, Blackie, Tannie, and Slophead.

        7 years ago at 11:43 am