Let’s Get Weird: Cinco de Mayo
It’s Friday, it’s Cinco de Mayo, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
The proper way to make a margarita comes from a surprising source. From Producer Micah’s Making A Real Margarita Is As Easy As 3-2-1:
3 parts tequila, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part citrus (traditionally orange) liqueur. No simple syrup, no everclear, no fucking neon green pre-made mix from a plastic bottle. Nothing but 3-2-1.
Salted rim, over ice. I fully endorse this method. It’s THE way to make a margarita and don’t let anyone tell you differently.
“The Most Exciting Two Minutes In Sports” is this weekend. J-Bone is going. Now that the Masters has been crossed off my bucket list, I have my sights set on the Kentucky Derby. I have to go soon and I might even wear a bow tie since it’s the only setting a grown adult man should be allowed to wear one.
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What are we getting into this weekend?
Cards against humanity, lame or fun?
8 years ago at 3:30 pmFun the first dozen times until you know just about every morbid phase in the game
8 years ago at 3:56 pmIt’s a good time, but similar to acid, it loses its potency if you do it to often
8 years ago at 4:14 pmNever been a big fan playing it sober, but it’s more fun if it’s a drinking game
8 years ago at 4:21 pmRick and Morty monopoly is fun drunk or sober
8 years ago at 12:36 amLame: if you need playing cards in order to make funny offensive jokes while sitting around a table you’re probably a geed
8 years ago at 1:10 amThe expansion packs help counteract the repetitiveness
8 years ago at 7:43 amBlow or adderall?
8 years ago at 5:09 pmBoth
8 years ago at 5:35 pmApples to Oranges.
8 years ago at 6:28 pmYeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya
8 years ago at 3:47 pmWhat’s the deal with your family? Got any siblings?
8 years ago at 10:52 pmI have a brother
8 years ago at 9:40 pmAddy for studying, blow for everything else
8 years ago at 5:22 pmMargaritas have five ingredients. Tequila, lime juice, Cointreau, ice and kosher salt
8 years ago at 6:57 pmExcellent observation.
8 years ago at 8:28 pmUnderrated comment, honestly
8 years ago at 10:28 pmI think we all know where Micah learned how to make margaritas…..
8 years ago at 9:44 amPlease, continue..
8 years ago at 4:00 pmSour mix in a margarita, what is this Auschwitz?
8 years ago at 10:03 pmBest bar game: pool, foose ball, air hockey, cornhole, darts, or horse shoes?
8 years ago at 8:17 pmTrivia night
8 years ago at 11:18 pmPool, it’s the classic. I’ve been getting into darts lately though and I gotta say nothing beats tossing a dart at a board like a four-seam while en route to blackout.
8 years ago at 1:12 amAgreed, pool then darts.
8 years ago at 6:46 amNot really a bar game, but still a drinking game, kan jam
8 years ago at 11:57 amGiant jenga can be fun if you make a drinking game for it
8 years ago at 7:45 amLeaving the best game, Shuffleboard, out of the question. NF.
8 years ago at 11:20 pmCurrently at Talladega. Anyone else here?
8 years ago at 10:31 pmI’m in Huntsville if you’re passing thru.
8 years ago at 3:10 pmCinco de drinks
8 years ago at 9:42 amDrinko*
8 years ago at 10:47 amWho else would titty fuck Dolly Parton?
8 years ago at 8:21 pm