Let’s Get Weird: December 1
7 years ago

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It’s Friday, the countdown to Christmas is finally here, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

December doesn’t only mean it’s almost Christmas/winter break time. It also means eggnog season is here. And turtle neck season. And Christmas sweater season. And bourbon season. And wintering in Vail season. And Christmas Vacation season. And skiing season. And heroin season.

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    1. InternationalFratStudent

      They fixed it Bob, you can vote on your phone again (at least I can), but now the section is ridden with children who like to brag about things they don’t have and it’s just a giant cesspool

      7 years ago at 11:20 am
      1. Butanefratoil

        And I’m pretty sure vaginator has dozens of accounts and manipulates votes

        7 years ago at 11:53 am
      2. jizzrag69v2

        The only cesspool I’ve seen lately is the gaping, putrid maw of your mom’s ass

        7 years ago at 2:15 pm
  3. InternationalFratStudent

    Why do you fucks keep posting this when you damn well know the majority of the people who are gonna say anything are gonna be the Geeds who turned this place into a nuclear fallout zone in India

    7 years ago at 11:23 am
      1. InternationalFratStudent

        That’s right princess, keep on dancing for the puppet master. I own your pre pubescent mind kid.

        7 years ago at 12:08 pm
      2. thevaginator

        Not quite how it works by junior. But I’m glad to see you’ve once again taken the bait. Now keep on dancing

        7 years ago at 4:05 pm
      3. InternationalFratStudent

        Oh no, you mocking me is the first step in me owning your bitch ass. Pretty soon you’ll be making your own comments and mentioning me because of how mad you are squirt.

        7 years ago at 4:44 pm
      4. thevaginator

        Not quite junior. You see, I own you little man. I knew you would respond whenever I comment, so I set some bait and you took it just like I knew you would. Don’t take it so personal kid I’m just making ya dance a little bit.

        7 years ago at 5:15 pm
      6. thevaginator

        Actually I don’t have too. You just seem to like dancin boy. Now how about one more for your master

        7 years ago at 6:32 pm
      7. Henry_Eighth

        If you dumb asses would stop replying to thevag, he would be gone by Christmas.

        7 years ago at 10:43 am
  5. SharkWeekTFM

    It’s not heroin season.
    Got the divorce papers signed (no alimony or child support!).
    Finally able to make good financial choices. New job is great many cute younger girls. Losing weigh Getting the upper hand on some light depression (as side effect of the epilepsy meds I take). Splurged on (your moms face! Jk she’s a nice lady) a rare guitar I’ve been keeping an eye out for.
    Life feels on the upswing.

    7 years ago at 12:55 pm
    1. Micahs Weiner

      Didn’t you just have a kid with your bitch? Well, sometimes you’ve got to trade slams in for a newer model, no shame in that. Make sure you stay on top of your mental health hoss, a strong mind is a prerequisite for a strong body. White power, Trump 2020.

      7 years ago at 2:07 am
      2. Micahs Weiner

        I’m not a racist, I’ve just looked at the real statistics and I know that blacks and whites should live separated, that’s what el Hajj Malik el Shabazz wanted anyway. I know that it’s most likely that the Jewish industrial complex incentivized Farrakhan to side with Hubbard and lead the blacks to dianetics. Scientology is an ethnic race, and it’s inferior to American. 1 gender, 3 terms, extra for Donny.

        7 years ago at 2:41 pm
      3. SharkWeekTFM

        Yeah. Def needed an upgrade. Had a dope ass ride in school but I fell for some false advertising with this most recent one.

        Gonna try out a few rentals and get tear them up a bit.

        7 years ago at 8:13 pm
      2. thevaginator

        Yeah man gotta keep those dreams alive if you ever wanna be assistant manager at your local taco bell

        7 years ago at 7:19 pm
      4. thevaginator

        I call em like I see em little man. Actually now that I think of it you seem more like a Wendy’s type of guy. I’ll have a number 3 with a large fries and a chocolate frosty

        7 years ago at 10:39 pm