Let’s Get Weird: Friday The 13th
7 years ago

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It’s Friday the 13th in what is already the scariest month of the year, and alcohol is readily available in the United States, so let’s get weird.

Okay, guys. You may have noticed an increase in college/fraternity news coverage from us over the last couple weeks. It’s the next phase in us getting back to the authentic college and fraternity vibe that we made our hay with. I hope you enjoy. Actually, let me know your thoughts on it.

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What are we getting into this weekend?

GIVE HIM THE FUNNEL (@michaelcroce_)

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  3. SharkWeekTFM

    I certainly appreciate the more authentic feeling content, since you’re asking.

    7 years ago at 1:27 pm
  4. No_menstruating_allowed

    Forcing the slam pig to pack a fat lip before she blows you, so that she can actually blow instead of sucking to force the tobacco soaked spit through your urethra into your body so your mucus membranes absorb the nicotine. TGeniusM

    7 years ago at 2:47 pm
    1. No_menstruating_allowed

      Shut the fuck up illegal alien pledge. You’re out the door when Trump ends DACA you “dreamer” scum.

      7 years ago at 3:21 pm
      1. InternationalFratStudent

        Bitch i’m from Georgia. My name is my name because I travel the world and don’t stay in America like a poor such as yourself. GTFO my mentions.

        7 years ago at 3:29 pm
      3. No_menstruating_allowed

        Yeah, why would a dirty foreigner like you want to spend their time in the greatest country in the world? You terrorist fucks don’t appreciate what Obama handed you. Assimilate or get deported! And just because the border patrol chased your parents to Georgia after they hopped the wall doesn’t mean you’re “from” Georgia you worthless free loader. I hope Jeff Sessions comes for you first illegal Sloan pledge. Sad!

        7 years ago at 3:53 pm
  8. FDRwasapussy

    Le sexe anal est supérieur au sexe vaginal, mais Dillon n’a pas de pénis assez grand pour l’un ou l’autre.

    7 years ago at 4:05 pm
    1. jizzrag69v2

      Mon pénis de 24,13 centimètres a rempli le trou du cul de ta maman avec assez de sperme pour déplacer la Seine.

      7 years ago at 6:06 pm
      1. No_menstruating_allowed

        Mon pénis de 24,14 centimètres va attaquer l’anus de votre mère comme un groupe islamique radical attaque les magazines qui se moquent de Mohammed

        7 years ago at 8:44 pm
    2. JohnMehoff

      This is America, speak English. I don’t want to see anymore of this made up language

      7 years ago at 7:44 am
      1. No_menstruating_allowed

        JohnMehoff sent l’homosexuel juif. Asseyez-vous avant de vous blesser.

        7 years ago at 8:57 pm
  9. Burt Reynolds1776

    How about you get dorn to write some articles. Is he not even doing this shit anymore? Also bring back Bacon and Rudger Dern

    7 years ago at 4:56 pm
  10. thevaginator

    Vegas for the weekend. Getting a dance floor table at Hakkasan tonight and Omnia tomorrow so yes, I will be getting laid. If any of you goobers are in town feel free to stop by, just make sure you keep your ass in general admission and away from my bottles and bitches.

    7 years ago at 7:32 pm
    1. No_menstruating_allowed

      Are those the two hottest gay clubs in Vegas? Hey, I’m happy for you. It’s 2017, if you want put a dress on, call yourself Nancy and spend your weekends having your ass hole blown out by well endowed Afro American gentlemen who are we to stop you?

      7 years ago at 8:40 pm
      1. thevaginator

        Lol you clearly are too poor to have been to either. Hakkasan and Omnia are arguably to two best clubs in North America kid. Drake, Calvin Harris, Zedd, Tiesto, and Travis Scott all have residencies there. Rest assured your broke ass would be laughed at if you ever tried you get in either.

        7 years ago at 5:02 pm
  11. thevaginator

    Punchythegarden you got anything to say bitch? I told you you would get your ass beat if you didn’t shut up, and look what happened. I will give the kid props though i didn’t think he would show. He got his ass beat, but at least he had the balls to show unlike most of you goobers

    7 years ago at 9:25 pm