Let’s Get Weird: January 5
7 years ago

It’s Friday, it’s the first weekend of 2018, there’s something called a bomb cyclone in the northeast, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

Do you Juul? Does every college kid in America have a Juul? I swear 90% of the video submissions we receive, and there a LOT, feature at least one Juul in them. I hope these things end up being as safe as we all think they are or we’re going to lose an entire generation.

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I’ll never let go, Jack

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  2. InternationalFratStudent

    Conspiracy theory. Vaginator/jizkid/vaginator2/ any other accounts the kid has, ended up on fail Friday and instead of admitting he is a goober, he is single handedly trying to bring this site down because of how butthurt he is.

    7 years ago at 1:25 pm
      1. thevaginatorv2

        You know why? Because when I was 9 inches deep last night I exploded inside her, rupturing her anal cavity…

        7 years ago at 2:25 pm
      4. InternationalFratStudent

        Damn all that’s left is for you to switch to vaginator so that you can’t take the bait a 3rd time.

        7 years ago at 3:17 pm
      5. thevaginator

        “Can’t take the bait” Go on ahead and take another L little man you’ve already taken so many this week.

        7 years ago at 3:50 pm
    2. thevaginator

      Funny thing is I can picture this loser up late sitting in his mom’s basement with a giant board on the wall desperately trying to find out who runs each of these accounts. The three of us are gonna have a tough time figuring out how to split the entirety of your head little man. Now sit down before you get your ass beat

      7 years ago at 3:49 pm
      1. InternationalFratStudent

        Oh look he got on his 3rd account to take the bait. Keep on dancing little man the crowd is watching.

        7 years ago at 4:18 pm
      2. thevaginator

        You’re the one who’s dancing small fry. Go on ahead and give us another

        7 years ago at 5:37 pm
      5. thevaginator

        And I’ll run my mouth as long as I want to kid. Not like you have the balls to do anything about it

        7 years ago at 7:58 pm
      6. InternationalFratStudent

        That’s fine, you constantly switching between your 3 accounts trying to be all tough in the TFM comment section makes me laugh and makes me feel better about myself.

        7 years ago at 8:09 pm
      7. thevaginator

        So you’re admitting that you are too much of a pussy to do anything. Got it.

        7 years ago at 8:24 pm
      8. InternationalFratStudent

        Nah it’s fun watching you dance and you’re just not worth it.

        7 years ago at 8:29 pm
      9. thevaginator

        You’re the one who’s dancing little man. And if you’re not willing to be a man and back your shit up then that’s called being a pussy.

        7 years ago at 8:47 pm
      10. InternationalFratStudent

        All I’m doing is calling you on your bullshit. You’re the one saying autistic shit and not backing anything up lol.

        7 years ago at 9:37 pm
      11. thevaginator

        Then come say that to my face you fucking pussy. I’m calling you out on your shit. Now back it up or sit the fuck down before you get knocked out

        7 years ago at 9:56 pm
      12. InternationalFratStudent

        Still waiting to know who you are and your address. Talk all the shit you want kiddo we all know you won’t do shit because you’re just some kid behind a keyboard dedicating yourself to being whatever the hell youre supposed to be.

        7 years ago at 9:58 pm
      13. thevaginator

        Why would i post my address when I know you’d pussy out anyways. Plus I live in a fraternity house and im not gonna put my brothers in any kind of potential danger by posting my address on a public forum. I wouldn’t ask you to do that either. Meet me anywhere within 100 miles of Knoxville and we can settle this like men. If not sit down and run back to your mom’s basement. Sorry little bitch

        7 years ago at 10:22 pm
      14. InternationalFratStudent

        Why should I come to you? You’re the one boasting about how magnificent and rich you are. You come to me bitch tits.

        7 years ago at 10:26 pm
      15. thevaginator

        Well for one you haven’t said where you live you fucking pussy. Second I’ve already been pussied out on by Fratty Couples and canadian4bacon when I traveled to them. Finally you’re beneath me kid. I own you.

        7 years ago at 10:55 pm
      16. InternationalFratStudent

        Come to ATL kiddo. I wouldn’t dare bring trash like you to my school so ATL it is. I’m sure you’ll come up with some excuse to pussy out.

        7 years ago at 11:00 pm
      17. thevaginator

        You’re honesty only in ATL and you’ve been doing all this bitching? Good Lord you are a bitch. I have family in Atlanta so I’ll happily knock you the fuck out there. Time and place you fucking pussy. Might wanna make sure it’s somewhere close to a hospital. Not gonna lie though the fact that you won’t even admit what school you go to doesn’t give me much hope that you will actually show

        7 years ago at 11:17 pm
      18. InternationalFratStudent

        Alright I’m bored now. I’ll continue to mess with your head some other time. Bye pussy.

        7 years ago at 11:13 pm
      20. jizzrag69v2

        I’m in the Atlanta area right now, so I can knock your teeth in as soon as you name the time and place. I’m here for the championship game Monday night or, as you refer to it, “the game I have to watch on television in the bar at Chili’s with the other poors.” Right now I’m pregaming out at Chateau Elan but tomorrow I’ll be moving to the Hotel W. I’ll be happy to kick your teeth in at either location, bitch.

        7 years ago at 12:07 pm
      22. jizzrag69v2

        I knew the loser would puss out. That’s OK a 10/10 Tri-Delt from FSU and I are about to open a bottle of Chateau Élan Nancy. Between drinking that and banging her in the ass, I’ll be occupied for the next couple of hours. Later, loser – Jizz Out

        7 years ago at 1:47 pm
      23. thevaginatorv2

        Plot twist- she wants to blow me while we drive around the city so looks like I’m in for a couple hours of road head while you cucks have your dicks in your hands

        7 years ago at 3:00 pm
      24. Henry_Eighth

        Hey, numb nuts, Chateau Elan isn’t in “the city.” It’s out in Braselton. Next time you google “luxury hotels in Atlanta,” pay more attention to the actual location.

        7 years ago at 5:14 am
      25. thevaginator

        If you’re actually living in Atlanta then you’re a gigantic pussy. You know damn well I’m in Knoxville and you have been running your mouth for over a year now and have done nothing to back it up.

        7 years ago at 5:39 pm
      28. thevaginator

        What’s pathetic is that you go to Georgia State, only 3 hours from Knoxville, and have continued to run your mouth like a little bitch while backing absolutely none of it up.

        7 years ago at 9:42 am