Let’s Get Weird: June 2

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It’s already Friday after a short week, summer is here (officially?), and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

Lots of talk last week about a TFM affiliated golf tournament, for the readers/commenters. I even got two very long emails from one of you who has volunteered to take point on setting it all up. If you’re interested, let us know in the comments. If there’s enough interest, I’ll begin some preliminary discussions with the team to see if we can make it happen. Maybe get some sponsors involved and discuss charity stuff and all that.

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  1. Grizzwtg

    Anyone got the Warriors pulling a full sweep? 16-0 in the playoffs has never been done if I’m not mistaken, would certainly be impressive

    8 years ago at 3:22 pm
    1. StoryTeller

      Melina for sure. She has that “I’ll let you fuck me but I’m gonna slip a finger in your ass at some point” look

      8 years ago at 3:36 pm
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        I feel like Melania doesn’t even care much for sex. She has probably never been with a man for sexual reasons. Sex is not a fun thing to do but a tool to get where she wants to go or get the things she wants.
        She just zones out and goes through the motions.

        8 years ago at 5:55 pm
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        I move for a new rank for these super trolls that seem to get off on being gluttons for punishment. Something like Sleeper referencing that they seemed ok during rush but ended up being a huge mistake.

        But then we as a community start keeping their comments more neutral like 0 instead of giving laps so they can’t reach that new tier.

        8 years ago at 11:18 am
    2. Henry_Eighth

      I really want to make a joke about Melania giving her husband head in a car and Jackie’s husband giving her his head in a car but I have better taste than that.

      8 years ago at 3:48 pm
  2. Broties n Boatshoes

    Looking for recommendations on good duck hunting shotguns. $1,000 is my max. Anyone have any that they like?

    8 years ago at 3:29 pm
    1. DrGonzoTFM

      I’ve got a Browning 12 gauge pump. Paid about $600 for it as best as I can remember. It’s always been accurate and it doesn’t kick too bad. I’ve taken down my share of ducks with it.

      8 years ago at 3:42 pm
      1. DrGonzoTFM

        Yeah, picked it up used from a local shop. In near mint condition when I got it though.

        8 years ago at 3:53 pm
      2. Broties n Boatshoes

        Awesome. I’ll check out some stores around where I live. Thanks man.

        8 years ago at 3:56 pm
    2. Main St Streaker

      I have a benelli supernova pump. Bought it new for $550. Been reliable for many years and Im a big fan of going pump over semi.

      8 years ago at 4:01 pm
    3. Larry_Sellers

      I’ve got a Beretta A300 12 gauge semi auto and I highly recommend it. I’ve put who knows how many rounds through it and it’s never once misfired or anything. Also super easy to strip and reassemble.

      8 years ago at 4:11 pm
    4. Oldjon

      Beretta al391. I had a Benelli super black eagle II before and I absolutely love the beretta more. Its a tank and has never misfired when muddy, but still handles dove loads perfectly.

      8 years ago at 4:52 pm
      1. OfficerRodFarva

        Benelli Supernova. Has ComforTech, which is a recoil reduction system. This can be taken completely apart in under a minute, which makes cleaning a breeze. Also has the enlarged trigger guard so if you hunt cold weather, you can shoot with gloves on. It’s been my go to for around 12 years now, and has only had one problem. The carrier wouldn’t drop when I racked another one, making it so the shell in the mag would drop out of the bottom. Sent it into Benelli, they send me a brand new trigger housing, no questions asked.

        8 years ago at 9:17 am
      1. WDE_69

        That activity is a little over my head, way too complex. I prefer watching grass grow, much simpler

        8 years ago at 3:03 am
  3. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    When was the last time one of your teams won a title? As a Mets Jets and Knicks fan, it’s been since the ’86 Mets for me, and if you throw in college teams, it’s been since Notre Dame in ’88. I’m asking because I’m wondering if I’ve got it as bad as I think I do, or if there are a lot of cities that have similar title droughts.

    8 years ago at 3:43 pm
    1. DrGonzoTFM

      The last time the Braves won a World Series was ’95. So it’s been in my lifetime but I’d sure like to see them get another one.

      8 years ago at 3:46 pm
      1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

        I think It’s gotta punishment for some shit I did in a past life

        8 years ago at 4:22 pm
    2. Pablo Escobar Gaviria

      As a Minnesotan, I have been thirsty for titles for quite some time. The Twins won the World Series in ’87 and ’91, but no other Minnesota team has ever won a championship. My teams make me drink a lot.

      8 years ago at 4:21 pm
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        Read that as “thirsty for titties” and I was like “yeah, now that you mention it, me too!”

        8 years ago at 5:59 pm
    3. CanadianB4C0N

      2011 for the Cardinals and Mavericks, 95 for the Cowboys, N/A for the Blues

      8 years ago at 6:27 pm
    4. FearTheJacket

      As a Cleveland fan, we as a city hadn’t won a title for 52 years (that’s 1964 for the idiots who can’t count), but the Cavaliers ended that last year. The Indians haven’t won a World Series since 1948, the current longest drought in baseball. The Browns haven’t won a title since 1964, before the Super Bowl even existed. Tough times in Cleveland…

      8 years ago at 1:34 am
    5. WDE_69

      As a die hockey fan first, most importantly my Ducks took home the cup in ’07. Angels had a world series in ’02. Lakers have 5 in my lifetime. Auburn won in 10. But those goddamn Raiders… I suppose I got it pretty good. Not better than a Bostonian who went to Bama but I really can’t complain.

      8 years ago at 3:02 am
    6. InternationalFratStudent

      Falcons and Orlando magic fan so never for those but I’m still a Florida fan a little bit so I got that going for me at least

      8 years ago at 11:11 am
    7. ADOcoon

      As a kid, I would go for whatever team was the most exciting at the time. So for me, it’s Broncos and Red Sox. Broncos because of Jake the Snake (they did him dirty for that bum Cutler). And Red Sox because 2004 was a good year. That being said, I’ve got no complaints recently. Lots of W’s in the column.

      8 years ago at 8:03 pm
  4. Elvis Presley

    Damn man I got obese. Maybe I should lay off them pills and greasy food?

    8 years ago at 3:51 pm
    1. WDE_69

      I’m sorry man, but I’m pretty sure you died on the toilet in 77. Please do the same

      8 years ago at 3:05 am
    1. InternationalFratStudent

      Whale sharks cuz they’re so chill. I feel like they would be the stoners of the shark world

      8 years ago at 4:47 pm
    2. CanadianB4C0N

      Shortfin mako. Fast as fuck and occasionally jump into boats. Fun to see.

      8 years ago at 6:22 pm
    3. Peaking in College

      Bull shark, highest testosterone levels of anything on earth, minus Barry bonds in the early 2000s

      8 years ago at 2:00 am
      1. ADOcoon

        Bull Shark for sure. They go for fear. You hear some girl in the water freak out like “Something just touched my leg!” Seconds later? Boom. Bloodbath.

        8 years ago at 7:58 pm
  5. Red_White_and_Booze

    Free train rides to downtown Nashville where there’s a free Alan Jackson concert on Broadway outside of a Preds watch party. Gonna be hype.

    8 years ago at 4:43 pm
      1. thevaginator

        You are really still talking shit after you pussied out of our fight? I guess I would expect that from a pussy ass Canadian.

        8 years ago at 10:26 pm
      1. DrGonzoTFM

        The Gold Rush. Best bar in Nashville. Cheap beer and pretty good food as well.

        8 years ago at 5:58 pm