Let’s Get Weird: June 30
It’s Friday, it’s Fourth of July weekend, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
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What are we getting into this weekend?
Just finished an internship so I will probably be drunk until Wednesday, hitting the Crown Royal hard for the next 96 hours.
8 years ago at 2:16 pmI’m no doctor but I think that’s not safe. Mix it up with tequila and I think you’ll be good
8 years ago at 2:43 pmI just got paid $6784 working off my laptop this month. And if you think that’s cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month. It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do…
8 years ago at 5:18 pmGood Luck…………… http://www.fl-y.com/3pra
You’re a whore, you got paid to snort coke out of some hobo’s crack and suck his dick in Applebee’s parking lot
8 years ago at 5:30 pmCoincidently, my mother has the same job description. My father – an alcoholic career criminal with a gambling problem – works in medical device sales. He stocks the tampon machines in bowling alley restrooms. Last year he was caught hiding in one of the stalls and jerking off while listening to women pee. I admire my father.
8 years ago at 8:00 pmYou’re disgusting but still better than that other jerkoff.
8 years ago at 2:11 pm“That Jerkoff” is what my father used to call me. He was a very religious man, who often prayed for guidance. He would say things like, “Jesus Christ, what has That Jerkoff done now? He stuck five tampons up his ass at the same time? God in Heaven, should I kill That Jerkoff now?” Ironically, my father was later arrested for jerking off in the stall of a Women’s Restroom while listening to ladies pee in the other stalls. He is now a registered sex offender and gets to wear a cool bracelet on his ankle. I hope I can get a bracelet like that someday.
8 years ago at 11:28 pmShow us your tits
8 years ago at 5:31 pmI assume you will be acquiring the Crown Royal from the natives with “magical” glass beads
8 years ago at 3:53 pmNot sure when the hit your buddy with a golf cart thing started but I laugh my ass off at every single one
8 years ago at 2:25 pmThey kill me
8 years ago at 2:26 pmBut then, you get off on sodomizing children so I’m not sure your opinion is a good bellwether.
8 years ago at 7:02 amIt makes ME uncomfortable.
8 years ago at 5:34 pmWhat uni will Paul George be wearing on opening night next season?
8 years ago at 2:27 pmEither rockets or celtics
8 years ago at 2:53 pmAs a Pacers fan, I’m hoping the Celtics because they have the most to offer
8 years ago at 3:01 pmDid not see OKC coming. Wow.
8 years ago at 9:08 pmThe East sucks, but the west may actually have some competition now. Not sure if it’s enough to stand up to Golden State, but it at least became a lot more interesting with Houston, OKC, and Minnesota all significantly improving
8 years ago at 9:13 pmFuck.
8 years ago at 2:42 amWould you bang that Morning Joe chick?
8 years ago at 2:39 pmwhy is that even a question? I’ll stick my dingus in any questionable whore’s hole
8 years ago at 3:17 pmOh man you’re an outlaw!
8 years ago at 4:23 pmShe reminds me of the wife from House of Cards so yes. Stephanie Ruhle (on right after) is better though.
8 years ago at 5:33 pmI’d have to get several glasses of Elijah Craig down beforehand to get past her personality then I’d bang. And recite President Trump’s facelift tweets to her right before finishing.
8 years ago at 9:20 amDorn, answer my questions in the “Here’s What’s Going On” article. I need answers man.
8 years ago at 2:43 pmDone.
8 years ago at 3:51 pmAny good golf clubs near Atlanta?
8 years ago at 3:18 pmCountry club or the South
8 years ago at 3:34 pmHawks ridge is pure
8 years ago at 5:23 pmIf you feel like walking 18 and getting the golf pro at your club to call east lake, you might can get a spot open. For a hefty greens fee of course
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8 years ago at 6:16 pmI wish to apologize for this pathetic attempt at “humor.” Though compared to my typical blathering stupidity, this “comment” approached wittiness. Nonetheless, I am a shithead. And a virgin. – Blowjob out
8 years ago at 6:46 pmFratty mcfatfuck is in your neck blowjob. Give up
8 years ago at 7:01 pmMotion to blackball Blowjob420 Classic and keep the new and improved Blowjob420.
8 years ago at 7:06 pmI second this motion.
8 years ago at 7:19 am-Pax out
8 years ago at 8:07 pmThank you, Pax_Prentiss, for making me look intelligent. You and Willdog18 are the only commenters who are worse than me. Please comment more often in order to distract the TFM community from the utter shitheadedness of my offerings. If I am the Arkansas of the comments section, then you are the Mississippi. – Blowjob out
8 years ago at 8:16 pmDon’t be too hard on yourself vaginator is also worse than you
8 years ago at 9:14 pmThis coming from a top three all time goober on this site
8 years ago at 12:52 amDon’t say his name. He’s like Candyman but for shame.
8 years ago at 7:21 amRemember Alex “Boosh” Buscemi? He’s now a junior editor at the Chive (that shitty website that used to advertise here). Feel old yet?
8 years ago at 7:20 pmI’ve just moved from the suburbs of Philly (Not Delco, fuck you Dan) to the suburbs of Columbus, Ohio. And it’s kind of a change of pace. More midwestern than I thought it would be. But, what is there to do? All my friends are still back in philly. I’ve basically just been going to the gym and golfing. (Golf is great out here btw) but, any suggestions about the greater Columbus area?
8 years ago at 9:57 pmThe bar and restaurant game in the Short North and Grandview is pretty top notch. Clippers games are fun and dirt cheap if you’re into minor league baseball (who isn’t?) and Crew games are electric too, if you like soccer even in the slightest. If you have a dog or something, there are some nice metro parks to walk around in and explore.
8 years ago at 11:32 pmYou’re right about the golf, Columbus has some awesome muni tracks and the private clubs in the area are incredible if you can find a way to get on any of them.
8 years ago at 11:37 pmYeah I live in Dublin which is far from the city but I’ve been to Short north and it’s fun.
8 years ago at 11:41 pmFuck you dorn
8 years ago at 4:27 pm