Let’s Get Weird: March 31

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There may not be a LGW next Friday because I’ll be in Augusta for the greatest sporting event of all time and, well, I might not get around to posting it. I’m sorry I’m not sorry. BUT, if you are going to be in the area, and if you’re at least 21 years old, stop by the Natty Shack and say hello and drink cold Natty with Bolen and me. And Smylie Kaufman and a ton of other notables. It should be a blast, even if you’re not going inside the tourney.

The video will come out next week but I did a football long toss competition with Intern Craig and I absolutely humiliated him. He’s a college QB. I write for a lowbrow website. Think about it. There isn’t anyone in Austin who can out-throw me. I actually believe that, and I’m willing to accept worthy challengers.

Also I was called racist by multiple people this week for using the phrase “random black dudes,” so that was fun. I don’t quite get that one.

What do we have going on this weekend?

Great sounding flop. Score: 9.2

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  1. CanadianB4C0N

    My buddy and I have a bet going. I get to mix any three ingredients of any shot together and if he can’t​ down it in one go he covers my tab for the entire night. I can’t fucking win it. This guy killed a mixture of gin, Bacardi 151, and hot sauce like it was nothing. Help me out here. What’s the worst 3 ingredient shot you can think of?

    8 years ago at 1:43 am
      1. CanadianB4C0N

        I would but part of the bet is it has to be an ingredient normally used in at least one legitimate drink.

        8 years ago at 12:49 pm