Let’s Get Weird: May 12

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It’s Friday, graduation and summer and warm weather and all that shit is here, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

One of you turds (I forgot which one and I’m not going back to my email to find out) suggested I do one of these every day. They usually pull in the most comments of any piece we do, with Fail Friday being the one possible exception. How do y’all feel about that? Give me feedback and let me know how much you enjoy this series.

If you guys aren’t getting our newsletter, TFM Daily Minutes, I suggest giving it a try. It’s a great snapshot of the prior day’s content. I’m adding a couple quick summaries of the day’s news stories, Babe of the Day, the best pictures and videos from our Instagram feed, and links to our podcasts. Some throwback shit, too.

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What are we getting into this weekend?

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  1. Cartier

    Is white for a car color feminine and is red for a car color childish? Is blue legit?

    8 years ago at 2:35 pm
  2. Jcieft

    Started my summer job this past week, anybody have any good podcast suggestions that could help the day go by a little quicker?

    8 years ago at 3:08 pm
    1. Larry_Sellers

      Don’t know if this is kosher since they’re kind of a competitor, but you should be listening to Pardon My Take if you aren’t already.

      8 years ago at 5:05 pm
    2. Mitch The Godfather Martin

      My boys do a comedy podcast called Sorry, Please Continue. They have some quality content.

      8 years ago at 12:28 am
  3. Fratty Couples PGA

    Tried to qualify for the U.S. Open yesterday. Hit my driver like shit, chipped like an idiot, putted like shit, but generally hit decent iron shots. Smooth 83 is what I shot, just like Tin Cup, except he actually qualified for the big show. But I did correctly predict the score that would make it to the Sectional Qualifier: 67. 68 was in a playoff.

    8 years ago at 3:14 pm
  4. Butanefratoil

    So I challenged myself to drink a fifth a day and eat nothing but crawfish and drink coffee for a week and I’m shitting 3-4 times a day and my farts smell like a drunk Columbian Coco bean. Should I drink water? Should I keep going? Ideas?

    8 years ago at 3:50 pm
    1. JohnnyFratkins

      Carry on and inhale supplemental butane

      Electronically signed by Johnny Fratkins, MD

      8 years ago at 4:15 pm
  5. Fratty Couples PGA

    Question: Is it a bad thing to have a personality that’s considered “haughty” by some?

    8 years ago at 4:36 pm
  6. WilliamHLetterman

    Can a die hard conservative have a successful relationship (like marriage) with a die hard liberal?

    8 years ago at 5:22 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Good question. I guess you have to figure out how diehard. Obviously some people are too diehard for it to work with anyone that doesn’t agree with them.
      I would think they could have strong and differing ideas and as long as they aren’t constantly trying to convert each other and aren’t getting worked up by every news story then it could be fine.

      8 years ago at 7:14 pm
  7. CapnBigDick

    The censorship on the babe of the days is making me not want to use tfm anymore

    8 years ago at 7:49 pm
  8. Willdog18

    He’s having a hell of a time and the beers are flowing. And the sun is shining. TFM

    8 years ago at 8:08 pm