Let’s Get Weird: May 19
It’s Friday, finals are just about over (?), and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
I’ve been largely MIA from the site recently, as I’m sure about six of you have noticed. The reason is I’m deep in freelance writer applications. I was able to dwindle the stack down to single digits with almost zero success, so we promoted it on our Instagram account again a couple days ago and now I have another 100+ to go through. The goal is better longterm content for you guys to enjoy. The shitty part for me is I don’t get to contribute as much. I must trust the process, though.
If you guys aren’t getting our newsletter, TFM Daily Minutes, give it a try. It’s a snapshot of the prior day’s content. I’m adding a couple quick summaries of the day’s news stories, Babe of the Day, the best pictures and videos from our Instagram feed, and links to our podcasts. Some throwback shit, too.
What are we getting into this weekend?
I should write about the day I went out for my birthday with about 15 people and my friend got head from a black trans
8 years ago at 4:12 pmYou should write about that one time you had an upvoted comment.
8 years ago at 4:28 pmYou should write about when you finally get laid
8 years ago at 4:31 pmBy “friend” do you mean you.. If so I’d keep that story to yourself geed
8 years ago at 4:56 pmNope wasn’t me. I was with a whore during this that was being passed around the house the entire night.
8 years ago at 5:21 pmYou proud of that?
8 years ago at 5:46 pmzing
8 years ago at 9:10 pmYou slept with your sister?
8 years ago at 5:56 pmNo but I slept with yours
8 years ago at 6:01 pmNot a great attempt there little guy
8 years ago at 7:57 pmswing and a miss there champ
8 years ago at 10:04 amA 2nd upped comment. What a week.
8 years ago at 8:07 pmPot calling the kettle black
8 years ago at 10:02 pmSwing & a miss there chief
8 years ago at 7:56 pmI got engaged last week. In Belgium. On a boat.
8 years ago at 4:14 pmI hope this means I will do sex someday.
8 years ago at 4:18 pmCongrats!! 🙂
8 years ago at 6:45 pmThanks, Sharkweek. One thing I appreciate about you is that you are always positive. As the Carters said, Keep On The Sunny Side. 🙂
8 years ago at 7:15 pmThat’s what I try to do. I made it a bit of a gimmick since at the time there was almost no positivity in the comments. Even just choosing positivity as a gag brightens my day sometimes.
8 years ago at 7:41 pmCongratulations, SteveHoltOnDrugs!
8 years ago at 9:04 pmThanks, Fratty Couples. I have no idea why your congratulations were downvoted. You seem like a standup guy.
8 years ago at 7:14 pmThe only thing I could come up with is that he congratulated your tfm persona as opposed to the actual person getting hitched. Or people took it as insincere for that same reason. Dunno.
8 years ago at 7:44 pmI had a green card marriage with a Japanese girl. Got paid $1,500 and got laid. Congrats to us both!
8 years ago at 4:45 pmHow does one find this sort of opportunity, asking for a friend
8 years ago at 4:55 pmRonnie, you might be thinking of your co-worker, Tom. And no, she was Canadian and Tom did not get laid despite his best effort
8 years ago at 5:02 pmGetting married. NF
8 years ago at 10:08 amOne of the great frat mysteries is that marriage is both FaF and NF. But when a friend is excited about his own engagement you don’t impose your opinion unless you have a sincere and loving concern that he is doing something stupid based on your deep knowledge of who he is.
8 years ago at 10:43 amAnd even then you make sure he’s making the decision for himself.
8 years ago at 4:20 pmMarriage is Redbone’s Come and Get Your Love. Without a firsthand witness it is but another cheesy song about bullshit yet, once you experience it, you are in a state of bliss only occasionally stricken with pangs of regret. The overlying theme cancels out the dread. True love is a beautiful thing.
8 years ago at 9:42 pmAll For The Love Of Sunshine – Hank Williams Jr
8 years ago at 7:17 pmSpeaking of, please throw some Soundgarden, Audioslave, or Temple of the Dog in the porch drinking playlist in honor of Chris Cornell.
8 years ago at 10:31 pmWhen you got engaged on the boat were you shotgunning a beer and holding a flag?
8 years ago at 10:19 amNo, but does champagne count?
8 years ago at 7:16 pmUnderrated/Overrated/Properly rated
Robin Wright- to bang and as an actress
8 years ago at 4:34 pmBrisket
Darts
Multicolor dress socks
Frozen drinks
Robin Wright – underrated actor, HOC is dope. Wouldn’t tho
8 years ago at 4:37 pmBrisket – underrated
Darts- underrated
Multicolored dress socks – overrated
Frozen drinks – unless it’s Baja blast freeze don’t fuck with it
I would bang Robin Wright for the MILF points.
8 years ago at 9:07 pmBrisket – pork: overrated, beef: underrated
8 years ago at 9:08 pmDarts – overrated
Multicolored dress socks – assuming you mean argyles
Frozen drinks – homo
You should take what you can get kid. I’m sure being on the golf team gets all the girls wet.
8 years ago at 9:36 pmSwing and a miss there champ
8 years ago at 7:11 pmI got a DUI on Wednesday night.
8 years ago at 4:39 pmYou were drinking at church?
8 years ago at 4:46 pmIts called the Blood of Christ
8 years ago at 5:25 pmDrinking irresponsibly endangering oneself, FAF
8 years ago at 5:05 pmDrinking irresponsibly endangering others, NF
If you’re good at it drunk driving is a TFM
8 years ago at 5:55 pmNo it’s probably the stupidest thing I’ve done to date with regards to others’ safety.
8 years ago at 6:14 pmOwning up to it and realizing how bad you messed up, RFM
8 years ago at 6:26 pmswing and a miss there champ
8 years ago at 10:05 amGet Todd Pumper on the phone ASAP.
8 years ago at 7:34 pmIf they pull you ask for a blood test. Not saying drink and drive though, just don’t drive hammered.
8 years ago at 10:59 amWas fully expecting the dude with the beer in the wheel chair to roll up to the front steps then stand up and walk in
8 years ago at 4:42 pmToday’s BOTD seems like the type of girl to purposely give you blueballs, just because she can.
8 years ago at 4:50 pmI’ve always wanted to get fucked up with a handicapped person, smoke a blunt too.
8 years ago at 5:18 pmI’ve never smoked a blunt before
8 years ago at 9:11 pmBetter classic American car: Steve McQueen’s Mustang from Bullitt or Burt Reynolds’ Trans Am from Smokey and the Bandit
8 years ago at 5:40 pmEasy answer…Burt.
8 years ago at 6:01 pmThe Trans Am wins this one pretty handily. But I like where you’re coming from.
8 years ago at 9:06 pmMcQueen. He drove that thing like a badass.
8 years ago at 10:33 amI gotta go with ole British Racing Green too. Things a beast. Pure Americana.
8 years ago at 4:18 pmThe thing I’ll miss the most about college is the health center at the university with $16 plan b pills
8 years ago at 7:45 pm16$??
8 years ago at 2:59 amYeah, that’s what he said.
8 years ago at 8:13 amYea that’s surprising, ya fuck.
8 years ago at 10:03 amCoulda said that instead of trying to confirm his statement as intentional.
8 years ago at 10:44 amOr y’all could just pick up on context better? Either way I could give two fucks.
8 years ago at 11:40 amToo bad you never got laid
8 years ago at 6:41 pmVaginator! You do all this talking like you’re my son Lonzo. My son Melo would make you look like a little school girl, believe that!
8 years ago at 8:07 pmYou’re not going to do well here……..
8 years ago at 11:31 amswing and a miss there champ
8 years ago at 10:05 amKeep on dancin boy
8 years ago at 2:23 pmSwing and a miss there champ
8 years ago at 7:12 pmGood girl. Let’s give us one more
8 years ago at 7:59 pmSwing & a miss there champ
8 years ago at 8:15 pmYou sure do feel like dancin today don’t ya little guy. Go ahead I’m just enjoying the show
8 years ago at 9:01 pmSwing & a miss there champ
8 years ago at 9:25 pmGood girl. Do it again for your master.
8 years ago at 9:50 pmSwing & a miss there champ
8 years ago at 9:55 pmLike a puppet on a string. I own you kid. Now dance for me
8 years ago at 10:48 pmswing & a miss there champ
8 years ago at 11:01 pmYou’re both idiots.
8 years ago at 2:24 pmGood girl. Let’s give us one more
8 years ago at 7:39 pmI highly recommend stocking up on that before you leave. Think of it as both a short and long term investment.
8 years ago at 10:26 amI remember on the old forums someone asked this question, so I’ll bring it back. What’s the most NF thing about yourself?
8 years ago at 2:04 amI surf.
8 years ago at 3:00 amI hate golf.
8 years ago at 5:26 amI ride public transportation
8 years ago at 9:48 amI do a lot of my grocery shopping at Whole Foods
8 years ago at 10:24 amWhole Foods is debatable. It’s quality is undeniably bomb af.
8 years ago at 1:09 pmDon’t make it F tho.
8 years ago at 5:09 pmI can’t shotgun a beer
8 years ago at 3:17 pmMy accent. It’s really bad.
8 years ago at 4:19 pmI’m not interested in football outside of the social atmosphere it allows for.
8 years ago at 5:08 pmI think IPA’s are disgusting.
8 years ago at 7:24 pmMost of them are plus they give you bitch tits.
8 years ago at 8:34 pmIPA’s are not frat at all anyway
8 years ago at 1:26 amI don’t know shit about cars.
8 years ago at 9:46 pmI prefer to go out to the clubs high over drunk.
8 years ago at 9:13 pm