Let’s Get Weird: May 19
It’s Friday, finals are just about over (?), and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
I’ve been largely MIA from the site recently, as I’m sure about six of you have noticed. The reason is I’m deep in freelance writer applications. I was able to dwindle the stack down to single digits with almost zero success, so we promoted it on our Instagram account again a couple days ago and now I have another 100+ to go through. The goal is better longterm content for you guys to enjoy. The shitty part for me is I don’t get to contribute as much. I must trust the process, though.
If you guys aren’t getting our newsletter, TFM Daily Minutes, give it a try. It’s a snapshot of the prior day’s content. I’m adding a couple quick summaries of the day’s news stories, Babe of the Day, the best pictures and videos from our Instagram feed, and links to our podcasts. Some throwback shit, too.
What are we getting into this weekend?
Tried to keep up my crawfish and fifth a day diet with coffee in the mornings for work, ended up in the hospital for dehydration and they gave me a bunch of lax, Shit all over the wall and this cute blondie had to clean it all up. The attempt to get her number for a date went about 3/10 considering I was on heavy sedatives and she didn’t accept my gesture of me cranking it out to her using elbow grease to get my shit off the wall. Have had harder rejection 6/10 experience
8 years ago at 2:08 amYou sound like a massive loser
8 years ago at 6:43 pmCan’t believe I’m up voting thevaginator, what the fuck is the world coming out to.
8 years ago at 1:46 amswing and a miss there champ
8 years ago at 10:06 amDon’t worry I am
8 years ago at 1:17 pmFuck you dorn
8 years ago at 10:32 amAt the Braves game and they got a beer aged with Mizuno bats. Wild, right?
8 years ago at 3:00 pmI’d drink it
8 years ago at 3:58 pmI had it and it was only $6. Tasted like a RBI double. I mean a double IPA… I’ll show myself out
8 years ago at 5:40 pm