Let’s Get Weird: May 26

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It’s Friday, you don’t have any responsibilities, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

Let’s talk music today. What do you guys listen to? As a conservative white guy in his 30s, it surprises some people that I listen to mostly rap. It’s not all I listen to, but it’s probably 80% of it. I mix in some Texas Country/Red Dirt and some pop music, but I’m a rap guy. Always have been. Below is a public playlist I put together on Spotify. If you’re into rap, subscribe to it.

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What are we getting into this weekend?

Be more like Ryder

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  1. Blowjob420

    Pretty sure I fucked up this date with a total smoke just now. At least all of my friends on this site will make me feel better.

    8 years ago at 2:11 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      What happened? Did you compliment her botd style?
      “Wow you look really nice tonight. I would love to clean a bathroom in chipotle after you used it. So what are you into?”

      8 years ago at 2:38 pm
      1. Blowjob420

        Nah man lol. She could be BOTD not kidding. She’s just very introverted and not into parties that much (even tho she is going to rush a sorority). Just no move was made on my part.

        8 years ago at 2:49 pm
      2. CanadianB4C0N

        You’re literally named after vagina. If that’s not pot calling the kettle black nothing is.

        8 years ago at 11:10 pm
      3. SharkWeekTFM

        Well if she’s introverted she probably doesn’t have a lot of other people moving in on her. But she will once she’s in with a srat. So give it another shot before then. Worst case, she declines.

        8 years ago at 6:39 pm
      4. Blowjob420

        You make a good point. We have a class together this summer everyday so I may ask her out again soon. Weird question, but should one text her saying you had a good time, or just leave it?

        8 years ago at 7:08 pm
      5. Corn1845

        If you had a good time with her and want her to know it then just do it. You don’t need the approval of commenters on a website. Just take like by the balls and do what feels right. If it doesn’t work out then you can’t say you didn’t try.

        8 years ago at 10:23 pm
      6. SharkWeekTFM

        Yeah just keep it caj, in class maybe just see if she’s busy tonight, say you’re not either and go do something light and low pressure.
        Meeting friends for drinks and a movie/drunk board game/drinking games and you’d love her to come.

        8 years ago at 11:21 am
      7. Blowjob420

        Thanks for the advice dude. I texted her and we’re meeting up to do our macroeconomics quiz together. We’ll see what happens.

        8 years ago at 1:35 pm
  2. Indiana_Bones_Jr

    Taking the girlfriend to the parents beach house this weekend. Help, I’m in too deep

    8 years ago at 2:42 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Just tell her you’ve been thinking about this for a while and things aren’t really moving forward in the direction you expected. No ones fault but not what you’re looking for right now.

      8 years ago at 11:17 am
      1. thevaginators dad

        “Fuck her in the ass then strangle her and bury the lifeless corpse in a shallow grave behind the dunes.” – my son

        8 years ago at 5:34 am
  3. bettertonek

    Goddammit Dorn talk music one day and Gregg Allmen dead the next. Fuck you I blame you.

    8 years ago at 3:35 pm
  4. WilliamHLetterman

    Dude slaps your girl on the ass. He’s way bigger than you… fight or flight?

    8 years ago at 6:32 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Neither. Just say “nice isn’t it? Sorry but I don’t share so that’s all ya get, let’s go babe.” Then swim off smoothly.

      8 years ago at 6:41 pm