Let’s Get Weird: November 17
It’s Friday, the holiday season is officially here, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
What’s your move for Thanksgiving break? We’re talking four days off here. You going back home and getting sloshed with the fam? Meeting up with old friends? We playing golf? Hopping on Bumble to turn the clock back in the hometown? Reigniting things with the old high school flame? Talk Thanksgiving to me.
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FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN MOTHER FUCKING DINNER!
7 years ago at 2:13 pmFuck your chicken where’s your thanksgiving spirit
7 years ago at 3:23 pmNothing like getting on Tinder back home to see how many girls that gave you a hard no in high school are now ready to get dicked down.
7 years ago at 2:32 pmThey didn’t give you a hard no in high school because they weren’t ready to get dicked little man. They gave you a hard no because you were and are a massive pussy
7 years ago at 2:41 pmFormal this weekend, headed out to Park City to hit the slopes. Any good restaurant recommendations from anyone familiar with the area?
7 years ago at 3:03 pmThere are a number of good restaurants in the area so here’s a beer recommendation: the Polygamy Porter. Why have just one?
7 years ago at 3:25 pmActually have had it, am a fan.
7 years ago at 12:49 pmAy Dorno are you gonna gobble gobble the intern’s cock for thanksgiving dinner or is he gonna give you a good stuffing
7 years ago at 3:20 pmhow’s that gravy
I’m not sure. But I’m sure as hell going to stuff your mother with my gravy
7 years ago at 5:14 pmNow that the comment section is fixed can you ball the cancerous toxic pieces of shit? Or is that too much to ask for
7 years ago at 3:49 pmWhat a coincidence. “Cancerous toxic pieces of shit” are what I call your mom and sister. Doesn’t stop me from giving them the ol’ Trent Reznor in the poop chute
7 years ago at 6:21 pmI’ve blocked anyone who comments ‘First’. It’s improved the user experience slightly.
7 years ago at 8:39 amFIRST!!!
7 years ago at 10:42 amSo has Dorn quit?
7 years ago at 4:54 pmSo have you lost that v-card, Patty?
7 years ago at 7:40 pmSo Donro, do you have any advice for Kevin Spacey on diddling kids
7 years ago at 5:29 pmYou should give Spacey a call. Might be your best chance to lose that v-card little man
7 years ago at 6:24 pm