Let’s Get Weird: September 1
7 years ago

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It’s Friday, a full slate of college football and tailgating is upon us, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

Are we tailgating? If so, where are we tailgating? Who are you tailgating with? What do you drink while tailgating? What kind of food is your tailgate cooking? Do you have the game on at your tailgate or do you go into the game? Talk tailgating to me.

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  3. Cuntpunting

    I’m tailgating the utter destruction of our football programs at the hands of Wisconsin tonight, pregaming with everclear and getting through the game with some black tar before I rest my sole for the rest of the season.

    7 years ago at 3:19 pm
    1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

      Wouldn’t have expected the guy named “cuntpunting” to be from Utah

      7 years ago at 4:20 pm
      2. Cuntpunting

        Update! We’ve lead the whole first half and I have delayed my overdose.

        7 years ago at 9:26 pm
      3. Cuntpunting

        Update update: As soon as I said that we threw a pic and they tied it up.

        7 years ago at 9:30 pm
  5. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    Hey dill I had someone bail on me. Got extra ticket to the ut game if you want to go. I just need you to pick me up cause I am out of gas. Well that and I will be shitfaced by 11

    7 years ago at 3:55 pm
      1. BIowjob420

        The Florida State quarterback took a mess of warm shit out of his Depends and piled it on his head under his helmet.

        7 years ago at 10:10 pm
    1. DrGonzoTFM

      My view when it comes to wearing anything is if you like it then wear it. If someone has something to say about it, that’s their problem, not yours.

      7 years ago at 4:48 pm
  7. CanadianB4C0N

    I have to go to work immediately after UFvsMichigan so I can’t even get drunk.

    7 years ago at 4:41 pm
      1. CanadianB4C0N

        That may be but I need to subsidize my drinking somehow. Especially with the taxes on Canadian beer.

        7 years ago at 8:32 pm
  8. Cletus T Fireman

    Hey everyone, I have an honest question and I’m hoping to hear everyone’s opinion. I go to a small (5,000 students) liberal arts college with no Greek life, and I feel like I missed out. My friend group doesn’t like parties and I feel like at this point it’s too late to join a new group, so I fucked up and want a fresh start. Even if I don’t get a bid, at least I tried and can make new friends. I’m a sophomore, and I’ve really thought about transferring to a big state school and rushing. Is it weird/creepy/bad to rush during spring semester of sophomore year? Any advice helps. Thanks everyong

    7 years ago at 7:44 pm
      1. Fratty Couples PGA

        I was a spring sophomore and one of my pledge bros was in your exact situation as a spring sophomore. He was one of the most well-liked pledges in our class. There’s no shame in being a sophomore spring pledge. But going through pledging with a bunch of freshmen is a bit strange.

        7 years ago at 8:51 am
  10. thevaginator

    Today’s whore has a rack that would look great with a hot load on it and a butthole that is just begging for cock

    7 years ago at 9:14 pm
  11. thevaginator

    Today’s whore (labor day) Is dumb as a rock and has a personality to match but as long as she let’s me fill her anus with cum by the 4th date I’ll let it slide

    7 years ago at 10:04 pm