Let’s Get Weird
First order of business: Help me name this column. I might do it every Friday, depending on how you guys enjoy it today. Let’s Get Weird is a good Friday vibe headline, but it’s not moving the needle enough for me right now. Help me name this fucker.
Alright so this is your Friday open thread. A type of open forum for you guys to talk about whatever you want: your weekend plans, Commenter of the Week nominees, content suggestions, what’s going on at your school, all the sex you’re not having, what music you’re listening to, whatever.
Just remember what happened to the forum and why we had to take your toy away from you, so help me keep this thing on the up and up, police your own, and don’t ruin a good thing..
Betting on the Pats is safer than my bank
8 years ago at 6:28 pmWhat are some things you’ve lost while drunk? This weekend, personally, I lost my sunglasses and will to live, what about you guys?
8 years ago at 12:24 amFriend lost his wallet, keys, and phone in one night. Plandels man
8 years ago at 1:49 amMy dignity
8 years ago at 5:06 amMy butthole virginity when my ex jammed her pinky in it.
8 years ago at 12:29 pmwallet, sunglasses, and dignity.
8 years ago at 7:45 pmWhat color do you guys think HotPiece’s asshole is? She’s from “the tribe”, so there’s obviously some middle eastern tint to her skin, but she’s still white enough that a pink starfish remains a possibility. Thoughts? Personally, I’m guessing her dirt star is a shade that lies somewhere between sienna and lavender.
8 years ago at 2:14 amI thought this was great.
8 years ago at 8:55 pmgood idea, shitty attempt. TFM
8 years ago at 5:30 pmSo random story but about year ago i was at the go to bar in my college town. My friends and I were hanging out with acouple of cheerleaders and one of them gave me the ” my friend thinks your cute” so i started putting work. time passes and the girl and i are standing there at the bar and i offer to buy shots and she politely declines but i dicide to get myself one. however I thought Id be a badass and get ” the strongest thing youve got”. tossed it back and had to catch the throw up coming out of my mouth and into the poor girls face. she doesnt make eye contact with me anymore.
8 years ago at 7:50 pm