She’s got the kinda teeth that are just fucked up enough to show that she has little self-esteem but just good enough to not gross you out. A true unicorn
My boy will be here directly to say that he wants to put his pecker in your butthole. And he’ll prob’ly reply to this comment with something like, “Swing and a miss, champ” or “Why don’t you sit this one out, squirt.” My boy always says the same thing.
See? What did I tell ya? Now he’ll reply with something like, “Try way less, chief.” Or “Does your mom know you’re up this late?” Or “Did you get your feeelings hurt, champ?” My boy ain’t that original.
And just in case you need me to explain it to you, junior: a “chili ring” is an asshole, asshole. If you think girls shave their assholes, asshole, then you have obviously never seen a girl’s asshole, asshole. Go back to study hall.
Sorry, “champ,” you lost any credibility you had when you revealed that you don’t know where a woman’s hair is. How old are you, 12? Jesus, no wonder Dorn likes you.
Ways to spot a virgin:
1. They call themselves “thevaginator”
2. Uncertain of women’s hair on their body
3. They immediately go to “I’ll beat your ass bro” if you call them out
Boy oh boy. As if taking countless cock and dildo in your ass wasn’t enough, you bring shame to yourself by posting on TFM for a few likes and hopefully some comments about your (average) booty. Pathetic.
She’s got the kinda teeth that are just fucked up enough to show that she has little self-esteem but just good enough to not gross you out. A true unicorn
8 years ago at 10:54 amWtf
8 years ago at 11:24 am100% a compliment
8 years ago at 11:44 amMy boy will be here directly to say that he wants to put his pecker in your butthole. And he’ll prob’ly reply to this comment with something like, “Swing and a miss, champ” or “Why don’t you sit this one out, squirt.” My boy always says the same thing.
8 years ago at 12:26 pmWhat’s up ya dumb broad. How about bending over and showing us that dirt star? For the boys?
8 years ago at 2:18 pmSee? What did I tell ya? Now he’ll reply with something like, “Try way less, chief.” Or “Does your mom know you’re up this late?” Or “Did you get your feeelings hurt, champ?” My boy ain’t that original.
8 years ago at 2:33 pmYou mean you wouldn’t want to see if this broad’s chili ring is waxed, shaven, or untamed?
8 years ago at 2:39 pmFound the virgin.
8 years ago at 2:47 pmAnd just in case you need me to explain it to you, junior: a “chili ring” is an asshole, asshole. If you think girls shave their assholes, asshole, then you have obviously never seen a girl’s asshole, asshole. Go back to study hall.
8 years ago at 2:57 pmGuarantee I get laid more than you little guy but nice try
8 years ago at 3:48 pmSorry, “champ,” you lost any credibility you had when you revealed that you don’t know where a woman’s hair is. How old are you, 12? Jesus, no wonder Dorn likes you.
8 years ago at 4:14 pmOld enough to beat the living shit out of your bitch ass
8 years ago at 5:44 pmTell us again how girls shave their assholes or let them go “untamed.” That is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever read on this site.
8 years ago at 6:31 pmProbably not the smartest idea to talk shit to someone who would knock your fucking teeth in don’t ya think squirt?
8 years ago at 1:18 amIt’s his mama’s fault. She weaned him too early.
8 years ago at 5:22 pmWays to spot a virgin:
1. They call themselves “thevaginator”
2. Uncertain of women’s hair on their body
3. They immediately go to “I’ll beat your ass bro” if you call them out
Sorry asshole, you’re a virgin
8 years ago at 2:58 amYou’ve been fortunate enough never to come across a girl with a hairy bhole….
8 years ago at 8:07 pmyou should hook up with baybro
8 years ago at 4:18 pm“Dirt star” stolen content from uncle dom. TVaginatorM
8 years ago at 2:49 pmPosting your own photo on TFM and then monitoring the comments to see what the guys say about you – TpornhubM
8 years ago at 7:24 pmSup Megmoor
8 years ago at 11:19 amNot when it’s cloudy, windy, and nobody but your attention-whore subpar ass is there.
8 years ago at 11:50 amThat ass is nowhere near subpar.
8 years ago at 1:30 pmSubpar.
8 years ago at 2:18 pmIt’s a rough life
8 years ago at 8:36 amThis is excessively aggressive to say to a girl you’ve never met…….
8 years ago at 8:08 pmSup, I wanna take you out to dinner, lick the sand out of your butthole and never call you back. You down?
8 years ago at 12:44 pmBoy oh boy. As if taking countless cock and dildo in your ass wasn’t enough, you bring shame to yourself by posting on TFM for a few likes and hopefully some comments about your (average) booty. Pathetic.
8 years ago at 1:56 pmSecond
8 years ago at 3:30 pmWho the fuck complains about ass?
8 years ago at 8:43 amPosting pictures of yourself so you get attention must be so fun!
8 years ago at 2:53 pmSpot on
8 years ago at 9:31 amHell I’d let her smother me with that ass.
8 years ago at 11:49 pmSB at Coney Island
8 years ago at 11:30 am