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Lil B Might Be A Student At Your College Next Year
7 years ago

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If you’re not familiar with the fantastic human being who is Lil B, he’s a rapper who also refers to himself as The Based God, dabbles in placing curses on NBA players, and probably follows you on Twitter (full disclosure: Lil B does not follow me on Twitter. My request must’ve gotten lost in the mail).

In an extremely on-brand, all-caps tweet late last week, Lil B reached out to the Twitterverse to see if any colleges would be interested in the honor and privilege of teaching him science.

Cue pretty much every single college in the universe tweeting back and expressing interest in teaching him. Once he gets his GED, of course.

Even the fucking GED Testing Service reached out to him.

Needless to say, The Based God was ecstatic about all the responses that quickly began to pour in and showed as much in an all-caps follow-up tweet.

Honestly, if you go to a college that HASN’T tweeted at Lil B, you should probably consider transferring. If you go to a college that wouldn’t jump at the chance to teach The Based God “SCIENCE AND BIO AND ALSO NUERO SCIENCE,” you go to a chump school. It’s as simple as that. It’d be like if Steve Jobs came back from the dead and wanted to learn about American history and your bum-ass admissions office turned him out into the cold.

Yes, I did just compare Lil B to ghost Steve Jobs. Fight me about it.

[via XXL Mag]

Image via Wikimedia Commons

  2. BIowjob420

    Don’t bother with the GED, just come on down to FSU. We’ll give you a diploma and throw in an order of crab legs. If you can throw a football we’ll give you a Ferrari and a couple of cheerleaders (your choice of ethnicity). Bring your own Depends.

    7 years ago at 4:14 pm
      1. thevaginator

        You’d cream your cargos if one of the fsu cheerleaders so much as farted in your direction little man

        7 years ago at 12:15 am
    1. Wraith

      Full name – Kiyomi Toven, which we all know is just an urbanized way of saying “Kill your meat oven”. It’s like she’s asking for it

      7 years ago at 10:42 am
  4. Desmond Frattington

    He made a real strong case for going to college when he spelled neuro science wrong.

    7 years ago at 11:00 pm