Lindsay Lohan Is Still Kinda Hot, Posts Topless Instagram To Prove It
Lindsay Lohan might be a little crazy, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t hot anymore.
The former child actress turned adult tabloid star hasn’t had much going for her in recent years, but she’s still looking kind of good? On Monday, she posted a topless pic on Instagram just to remind us just how well she is doing these days:
Lohan, 29, is still a babe — and I’m no redhead lover. Ever since Parent Trap and that endearingly awful Disney Channel original movie, Get A Clue, I’ve always had a special place in my heart for Lindsay. Not because she is a talented actress or anything, but because I’ve always had a thing for child star meltdowns.
Here is some more evidence of Lohan being objectively hot:
If all of this evidence isn’t enough, you can run an internet search for Lindsay Lohan’s sex scene in The Canyons. I’d link it here but it is so close to actual porn that I’d definitely get in trouble. For you Disney Channel buffs, here is the trailer for Get A Clue, which unfortunately, did not win the 2002 Oscar for Best Picture:
(Yeah, I was a Disney Channel kid, followed closely by Nickelodeon. Sorry, Cartoon Network fans, but outside of Dexter’s Lab, there was nothing on that channel that didn’t seem overly childish to me — even at seven years old.)
Moral of this story? Lindsay Lohan absolutely still has got it going on..
Image via Instagram
Crazy? Steve, look in the mirror. A vote for Hillary is a vote for crazy and you, sir, are crazy.
10 years ago at 9:42 amYou into coke whores Steve? Chug bleach, I can see more in her playboy shoot.
10 years ago at 9:42 am#BlackballSteveHolt
10 years ago at 9:44 amSteve holts dad vs me in a 1v1 fight. Whoever wins gets to smoke the crack i just bought off my boy “pauly tits” down on liberty street
10 years ago at 2:16 pmTry less
10 years ago at 9:30 am“I’m no red head lover…” I always knew you were a piece of shit.
10 years ago at 9:44 amLindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes could get all 5 1/2 inches back in the day. They’re both scary as hell now.
10 years ago at 9:45 amYou could do worse. But you also could do a hell of a lot better.
10 years ago at 9:48 amI normally don’t post rude comments, but I’m going to try it out.
Steve, when you’re about to chug some bleach and your mom tells you to stop because she needs it for laundry, just remember that it’s better for your mom to buy more bleach than for her to have to proof read your damn articles. So go ahead SteveHolt, chug the bleach.
10 years ago at 9:51 amThank you for not just saying “chug bleach”.
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10 years ago at 9:55 amAnd #BlackballSteveHolt
10 years ago at 9:56 amIt’s tragic that she peaked in hotness in Mean Girls in 2004.
10 years ago at 9:56 amBut what a peak it was.
10 years ago at 10:40 amTwo peaks to be exact
10 years ago at 10:16 pmShe looks like a crack whore, Steve. #BlackballSteveHolt
10 years ago at 10:01 am