Lindsay Lohan Is Still Kinda Hot, Posts Topless Instagram To Prove It
Lindsay Lohan might be a little crazy, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t hot anymore.
The former child actress turned adult tabloid star hasn’t had much going for her in recent years, but she’s still looking kind of good? On Monday, she posted a topless pic on Instagram just to remind us just how well she is doing these days:
Lohan, 29, is still a babe — and I’m no redhead lover. Ever since Parent Trap and that endearingly awful Disney Channel original movie, Get A Clue, I’ve always had a special place in my heart for Lindsay. Not because she is a talented actress or anything, but because I’ve always had a thing for child star meltdowns.
Here is some more evidence of Lohan being objectively hot:
If all of this evidence isn’t enough, you can run an internet search for Lindsay Lohan’s sex scene in The Canyons. I’d link it here but it is so close to actual porn that I’d definitely get in trouble. For you Disney Channel buffs, here is the trailer for Get A Clue, which unfortunately, did not win the 2002 Oscar for Best Picture:
(Yeah, I was a Disney Channel kid, followed closely by Nickelodeon. Sorry, Cartoon Network fans, but outside of Dexter’s Lab, there was nothing on that channel that didn’t seem overly childish to me — even at seven years old.)
Moral of this story? Lindsay Lohan absolutely still has got it going on..
Image via Instagram
You know, if this “topless” post wasn’t dark, shadowy, and blurry with her arms covering almost her entire chest, I’d give you credit for sharing this with us. But that photo was uninteresting and this article was garbage. I’m getting real tired of your shit, Steve.
10 years ago at 10:01 amBeing a Disney Channel kid. TFM.
10 years ago at 10:34 amSteve – Everyone hates you and wishes daily for your untimely and painful death. Yet, you show your face around here once again and hang your hat on Lindsay Lohan? “Hey guys, this chick used to be super hot but is now a saggy tit, pale, nasty whore bag, but I’D still do her, AMIRITE?” No, Steve, no, you are not right. Please do that whole dying thing.
10 years ago at 11:37 amShe has a nice body but she just looks like drugged prostitute who looks ten years older than she actually is. Had she stayed clean, that’d be a different story.
10 years ago at 11:38 amShe looks like a drugged up chick in an Ed Sheeran music video.
10 years ago at 11:39 amBeing able to accurately describe Ed Sheeran music videos. NF.
10 years ago at 12:39 pmYou can’t sit with us Steve!
10 years ago at 11:39 amshe’s hot with the camera covering her face.
10 years ago at 11:49 am1. Lindsay Lohan is a disgusting crackhead
10 years ago at 11:52 am2. Redheads can be extremely hot? (i.e. Isla Fisher, Kirsten Dunst, Amy Adams, etc…)
3. Cartoon Network also had Ed Ed and Eddy which is absolutely FAF.
4. You suck at being a person.
Ed, Edd, and Eddy was awesome back in the day
10 years ago at 1:32 pmEd, Edd, and Eddy were a bunch of hicks now that I think about it
10 years ago at 5:04 pmWait, I thought Steve Holt was gay.
10 years ago at 12:00 pmShe looks methed out. #blackballsteveholt
10 years ago at 12:05 pm